*quakes in her shoes*

[nirix5]

Okay, you guys. We’ve been upgraded to Code Orange. In case of a nuclear event, cover your doors and windows with plastic wrap and duct tape and have your battery-powered radio turned to wait for the government to reassure you that you are not going to die a slow, painful death with nothing but two cans of spam and a case of Evian by your side.

Duct tape vs. nuclear power.

Bets, anyone?

For fuck’s sake. Why don’t they just give Saddam and Dubyah a couple of swords and have them duel? They could slash each other to pieces and save the world the trouble and psychiatrist bills of taking care of their penis envy issues.

Someone wake me up if the world comes to an end or the war starts for real, okay?

Night.

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[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

It's pretty bad over here. Recent reports have said that Bali was aimed at the Aussies. They've put extra security at places such as the Sydney Harbour bridge and Sydney Opera House and that. They're also bringing in x-ray machines at the airports for domestic flights. And they had extra security at places such as the cricket grounds and when we had the music festivals in Jan. A train station was recently closed over night beause of a terrorist attack warning.

We were on alert over the christmas and new year season.

Can't deny that it's not going to happen..
But that fan sure is going to smell once the shit hits it Lol
(sorry couldn't resist it)

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Wow. I guess security is tight everywhere. They just closed down the airport garage near my house (but why a terrorist would want to waste their time with it is beyond me.) They also stopped turning on the lights on the Verrazzano Bridge which spans the Narrows going into New York Harbor, or at least they did the last time I was down there. (It's where I'm from originally; most of my family still lives there.) We're on Orange Alert still, but life is crawling on the same as always, but I'm not entirely sure what to think or do or who to believe, you know? Or what to do with a smelly fan ;) Maybe dump bleach over it?