*quakes in her shoes*

[nirix5]

Okay, you guys. We’ve been upgraded to Code Orange. In case of a nuclear event, cover your doors and windows with plastic wrap and duct tape and have your battery-powered radio turned to wait for the government to reassure you that you are not going to die a slow, painful death with nothing but two cans of spam and a case of Evian by your side.

Duct tape vs. nuclear power.

Bets, anyone?

For fuck’s sake. Why don’t they just give Saddam and Dubyah a couple of swords and have them duel? They could slash each other to pieces and save the world the trouble and psychiatrist bills of taking care of their penis envy issues.

Someone wake me up if the world comes to an end or the war starts for real, okay?

Night.

Comments

[marilita.livejournal.com]

hear hear! Why do they have to drag the rest of the world into their mess? And anyway, there must be a slew of assassins thinking "we could just end this quickly!"

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

hell yeah. most assassins would probably do it at a discount rate, too. or a two for one special :)

[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

That's pretty bad. Our Prime Minister in Aus, did a terrorism mail out pack which every australian household got *sigh* I got mine yesterday and the crafty buggers had sent them in clear plastic packageing, so you couldn't write a anti-war message on and return to sender.
Night :)

[(Anonymous)]

Yes damn them for trying to protect Australia's citizens. Fight the system, and all that crap!

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[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

and what was that outburst for?

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

who was that?

I have no idea who that is.

O_o

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[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

i have no idea who that was either, but i didn't want to start anything in your journal, so i was polite :)

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Bah. Start things, make waves, I love that kind of stuff, so have at it lol.

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[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

you mean make shit hit the fan ;)
lol

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

hey, i have all this bleach just sitting around. i can't clean what's not dirty *evil grin*

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Hey, at least your government cares enough to send them to you. We're supposed to fend for ourselves in frenzied-suburbanite-packed hardware stores, lol. Bah. Things are gonna suck when the shit hits the fan, huh.

How are things in Austrailia, war/terrorism wise? We don't really hear that much about you guys in the States.

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[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

It's pretty bad over here. Recent reports have said that Bali was aimed at the Aussies. They've put extra security at places such as the Sydney Harbour bridge and Sydney Opera House and that. They're also bringing in x-ray machines at the airports for domestic flights. And they had extra security at places such as the cricket grounds and when we had the music festivals in Jan. A train station was recently closed over night beause of a terrorist attack warning.

We were on alert over the christmas and new year season.

Can't deny that it's not going to happen..
But that fan sure is going to smell once the shit hits it Lol
(sorry couldn't resist it)

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Wow. I guess security is tight everywhere. They just closed down the airport garage near my house (but why a terrorist would want to waste their time with it is beyond me.) They also stopped turning on the lights on the Verrazzano Bridge which spans the Narrows going into New York Harbor, or at least they did the last time I was down there. (It's where I'm from originally; most of my family still lives there.) We're on Orange Alert still, but life is crawling on the same as always, but I'm not entirely sure what to think or do or who to believe, you know? Or what to do with a smelly fan ;) Maybe dump bleach over it?

Swords, did someone say SWORDS?!?!?!?

[hylianhero1803.livejournal.com]

I like swords. can I watch? Oooohh... and after they're done, can I get the winer? I don't care which one, I just wanna decapitate them. PLEASE!!!! I wanna whip out my master sword and slice them up into little itty bitty bite size pieces and feed them to Hanibal Lectar. Though, probably, he wouldn't want to eat them anyways. Maybe Din's Fire would work better on him...nah, the old sword is the best way to slice and dice someone into tiny little bad guy bits.

[theblackqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm so adding you to my friend list.

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's awesome. I'm adding you back. *does happy dance* I love when being cynical and jaded gets good results!!!