Lunatics and Princesses

I researched and wrote this in two hours. I must be out of my fucking mind.

( Process essay: How to put on a kimono )

Erg. That one gave me a headache, but I got it handed in on time. Four pages, and me ad libbing for half the time so as not to use too many Japanese terms. Oy vey.

Next week's essay: Classification. And because he wants us to be great thinkers, we have to pick a topic we have trouble wrapping our minds around, as opposed to say, car parts. Kill me.

Things I can't quite wrap my mind around:

~ The inner workings of Grissom (re: bondage and butterflies)
~ The concept of zero
~ The concept of infinity
~ Why LOTR affects me the way it does
~ Fandom in general
~ Slash (The Why and Wherefore. However, I'm saving this topic for a psychology paper in the future)
~ City lights as viewed from a distance, and why they affect me the way they do
~ Very advanced math theorems
~ Republicans
~ George Bush, and Why the American People Put Him In Office
~ Why violence is so much fun, even if there is a chance you'll get killed
~ How telephones work
~ Trucks