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nirix5Hey! Guess what?
I'm awake!!!
My sleep patterns have been all fucked up, so I've been sleeping at really odd times and in really odd places.
Work has been nothing if not vaguely entertaining. The bleach we use to wipe the tables down with smells just like the NJ Transit bathroom cars that no one wants to sit in. They totally reek until Metuchen, when it starts smelling like curry.
Anyway, so I was thinking about the bleach. And how if you drink it, it liquefies your insides. So when this lady asked me about English Muffins, I was all, "Look bitch, do I have a sign on my forehead that says Muffin Finder? You should be thankful that the donut your dim witted kid is shoving into his face is filled with bavarian cream and not bleach."
Okay, so what I really said was, "No ma'am, I don't know where the English Muffins on sale are."
I made a Harry Potter half moon and someone bought it. Go me.
Speaking of which, the movie comes out soon. Tomorrow or whatever. I'm excited, but I'm more excited about getting my paycheck, which means I can go buy the things I want from H&M because THE FUCKERS DON'T HAVE LAYAWAY.
But the brown suede pants I want are 50% off. SCORE!!!
My mom is raking leaves outside, wearing a purple sweatsuit and sunglasses. She looks like an alien. But she made me a grilled cheese before, and I love her, so it's okay.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
I'm awake!!!
My sleep patterns have been all fucked up, so I've been sleeping at really odd times and in really odd places.
Work has been nothing if not vaguely entertaining. The bleach we use to wipe the tables down with smells just like the NJ Transit bathroom cars that no one wants to sit in. They totally reek until Metuchen, when it starts smelling like curry.
Anyway, so I was thinking about the bleach. And how if you drink it, it liquefies your insides. So when this lady asked me about English Muffins, I was all, "Look bitch, do I have a sign on my forehead that says Muffin Finder? You should be thankful that the donut your dim witted kid is shoving into his face is filled with bavarian cream and not bleach."
Okay, so what I really said was, "No ma'am, I don't know where the English Muffins on sale are."
I made a Harry Potter half moon and someone bought it. Go me.
Speaking of which, the movie comes out soon. Tomorrow or whatever. I'm excited, but I'm more excited about getting my paycheck, which means I can go buy the things I want from H&M because THE FUCKERS DON'T HAVE LAYAWAY.
But the brown suede pants I want are 50% off. SCORE!!!
My mom is raking leaves outside, wearing a purple sweatsuit and sunglasses. She looks like an alien. But she made me a grilled cheese before, and I love her, so it's okay.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
