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nirix5Spent this morning shopping with Momzoid. We went to Walmart and she tried on ten pairs of the same size and style shoe before getting some brown clunkers.
HEY! I GOT A NEW FLEECE!
IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OLD ONE!
BUT WITHOUT THE PAINT STAINS! GO ME!!!
I feel that the first momentous occasion of the day warranted capitalization.
The second momentous event:
Seeing Jason Breckenridge in Wegmans while making an ass of myself looking for a spoon to get olives out of the tray. I backed right into him and almost knocked him into the deli counter. Whoops! He has a lip piercing now. I always kinda wondered what happened to him- the rumor was that he did nothing all day but heavy drugs and fuck his girlfriends. I don’t know, but I’d wager a guess that he looks really good without his shirt off. Whoa dude.
The third momentous event:
The Gnome Lady of K-Mart. We went there so Mom could get some jeans, and it took forever for someone to get to the dressing rooms to unlock them. After a while someone came on the pager system “Betty to housewares, Betty to housewares,” and I leaned over into the phone and said “AND SOMEONE TO THE DRESSING ROOMS!” just as the Gnome Lady came up behind us and let us in. She gave some nasty looks, especially after Mom snort-laughed into the inside of her coat and started snickering about Gringotts and Orcs. I felt kinda bad- as if I had justified the Gnome Lady’s opinion that every single person born in my generation is a rude, loud, brash, uncouth guttermouth. Which, generally, I am not.
I got a job as a substitute baker. I work in Smiths from 3 a.m. till 9 a.m. whenever someone needs a day off or something. Anyway I start working tonight so I’m not gonna be on long, seeing as how I have to go to bed in ten minutes. I took a long nap this afternoon though, so hopefully that will help add to the sleep tally.
Although I had really weird dreams. I mean weird. Hot, but strange. (No. They did not involve Jason Breckenridge. Thank you. It was someone else.)
I hope you have all had fun reading this entry. Do any of you actually read these things? I mean I know you do, you comment. Duh. Excuse me for babbling.
Anyone with MTV wanna tape me some videos so I can learn the dance moves? Especially “Dirrty.” *evil grin* Domo arigato gozaimasu.
*And I have a new icon! Gold star to anyone who guesses who Olodumare is*
HEY! I GOT A NEW FLEECE!
IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OLD ONE!
BUT WITHOUT THE PAINT STAINS! GO ME!!!
I feel that the first momentous occasion of the day warranted capitalization.
The second momentous event:
Seeing Jason Breckenridge in Wegmans while making an ass of myself looking for a spoon to get olives out of the tray. I backed right into him and almost knocked him into the deli counter. Whoops! He has a lip piercing now. I always kinda wondered what happened to him- the rumor was that he did nothing all day but heavy drugs and fuck his girlfriends. I don’t know, but I’d wager a guess that he looks really good without his shirt off. Whoa dude.
The third momentous event:
The Gnome Lady of K-Mart. We went there so Mom could get some jeans, and it took forever for someone to get to the dressing rooms to unlock them. After a while someone came on the pager system “Betty to housewares, Betty to housewares,” and I leaned over into the phone and said “AND SOMEONE TO THE DRESSING ROOMS!” just as the Gnome Lady came up behind us and let us in. She gave some nasty looks, especially after Mom snort-laughed into the inside of her coat and started snickering about Gringotts and Orcs. I felt kinda bad- as if I had justified the Gnome Lady’s opinion that every single person born in my generation is a rude, loud, brash, uncouth guttermouth. Which, generally, I am not.
I got a job as a substitute baker. I work in Smiths from 3 a.m. till 9 a.m. whenever someone needs a day off or something. Anyway I start working tonight so I’m not gonna be on long, seeing as how I have to go to bed in ten minutes. I took a long nap this afternoon though, so hopefully that will help add to the sleep tally.
Although I had really weird dreams. I mean weird. Hot, but strange. (No. They did not involve Jason Breckenridge. Thank you. It was someone else.)
I hope you have all had fun reading this entry. Do any of you actually read these things? I mean I know you do, you comment. Duh. Excuse me for babbling.
Anyone with MTV wanna tape me some videos so I can learn the dance moves? Especially “Dirrty.” *evil grin* Domo arigato gozaimasu.
*And I have a new icon! Gold star to anyone who guesses who Olodumare is*
