Medical nonsense

[nirix5]

Diagnosis: who the fuck knows
Here, take: Zyrtec and Prednosone
If this doesn't clear up: come back and we'll do all kinds of freaky tests
Also: get your bloodwork done
Because: of the blatant bruising. What are those from, anyway?

(Um. I... don't know.)

From injury?

(Yes. Yes, injury.)

Well, based on the fact that you bruise easily, your gums bleed when you brush your teeth, and [insert sensitive medical issue here*] you probably have a low platelet count. Get your bloodwork done so we know why, if it's a bone problem or what.

(Okay.)

Also, you should get a pelvic exam if you haven't recently.

(...Okay.)

And you have a deviated septum. But you don't have to worry too much about it.

(...)

Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Have a nice day.

*Apparently getting clots when you're on your period is a bad thing. I feel stupid, but I totally did not know that. See, people, this is what happens when you don't have lots of money and/or insurance- you only go to doctors when you're deathly ill or can't stand something anymore. (Read- if you don't have anything visibly wrong with you, you don't go to the gynecologist. And then you don't know that clotting isn't normal.)

Yeeeeeeeeah.

Well, I've got a birth control appointment thing on Wednesday, so I guess I'll find out more then.

Bah.

.

Comments

[armyj.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah and one of the few bonus' to be in the military is that if I ever need a doctor I can go see one for free. The drawback is I have to see their doctor. And oh yeah, if you have insurance you don't get sick or hurt. Its only when you don't. I went without insurance for a few months and was sick the whole time. And of course I also had no money for a Doctor. So I just gutted it out, and whinned, whinning is important, you have to do that too.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Whining is good for the soul, or something, in moderation anyway. Usually I whine at my parents to get the car from their cold, grasping fingers.

And pssh. So what if you guys even know that my medical problems are medical problems. Not my fault I'm clueless sometimes. My eyebrows are blonde, dur. You know that as well as anyone else.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Hmm. So I missed you and the new bike, according to my sister, who apparently told you I was sleeping and then woke me up to tell me that she told you just as you were driving away. Bah. Incidentally, I don't have your number anymore. So come back or call me or something, and we'll chill.

PS- saw it from the window. Squeeeeeeee.

[armyj.livejournal.com]

Yes, you missed it. I take it from the Squeeee (which is a noise that reminds me of a pig) that you like it. I'll stop by and if you're not there leave my number with some one who is. I don't really want to post it over the internet. I get enough wasted minutes from ass holes dialing the wrong number.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Yes, the squeeing thing is a happy piggy noise that orginiates, I believe, somewhere in the world of Invader Zim.

And, you know, you could just email it to me. Dur.

[armyj.livejournal.com]

Mmmm Zim Rules and GER is the absolute awesomest. "I Love this Show!" Yeah I guess I could probably email it to you.