Drama!

Liverpool cops are Ringwraiths. This interesting tidbit was discovered last night. (How to explain?) Kate took the which LOTR character are you quiz, and she got Frodo. Okay. Then we were coming back from SU, in the van (only two seats so Tom and Kate had to sit in the back) and we got pulled over in Liverpool cause Dad's taillights were out. You know that scene in the movie when they're hiding right on the edge of the road? Yeah. So when we finally got to dive away and Kate and Tom could sit up again, it was like, "Did you put on the ring, Kate? Huh? Huh? Didja?!?!" Therefore, the Liverpool Cops are Ringwraiths in disguise.

Tom made Lembas. Apparently you can get Middle Earth recipies on theonering.net. It was...interesting. Kate liked it. She ate the whole damn bag, almost. I think their were three biscuit things left.

She says I'm mean, and she doesn't know why she hangs out with me.

Then we used the elf name generator on barrowdowns.com to look for names. Kate, Kathryn, (Rinsarniel) etc. soon turned into:

"I want to be screwed up against a wall by Legolas Greenleaf"- Firngaladiel
"Violin Hickey" - Alkannaiel
"The one who fucks Haldir every single night"- Sirithdiliel
"1-900-FUCK-ELF"- Culrediel
"Lance Bass's Bitch" (ME!!)- Araharaiel

And so on, and so forth. It was quite amusing. Two more were:

Me- "I like to fuck Legolas Greenleaf"
... Ringfaniel

Kate- "I like to fuck Haldir"
... Nibinlaniel

AND SO BEGIN THE ADVENTURES OF "RINGFAN" AND "NIBBLIN'"
lmao.

Drama!

Liverpool cops are Ringwraiths. This interesting tidbit was discovered last night. (How to explain?) Kate took the which LOTR character are you quiz, and she got Frodo. Okay. Then we were coming back from SU, in the van (only two seats so Tom and Kate had to sit in the back) and we got pulled over in Liverpool cause Dad's taillights were out. You know that scene in the movie when they're hiding right on the edge of the road? Yeah. So when we finally got to dive away and Kate and Tom could sit up again, it was like, "Did you put on the ring, Kate? Huh? Huh? Didja?!?!" Therefore, the Liverpool Cops are Ringwraiths in disguise.

Tom made Lembas. Apparently you can get Middle Earth recipies on theonering.net. It was...interesting. Kate liked it. She ate the whole damn bag, almost. I think their were three biscuit things left.

She says I'm mean, and she doesn't know why she hangs out with me.

Then we used the elf name generator on barrowdowns.com to look for names. Kate, Kathryn, (Rinsarniel) etc. soon turned into:

"I want to be screwed up against a wall by Legolas Greenleaf"- Firngaladiel
"Violin Hickey" - Alkannaiel
"The one who fucks Haldir every single night"- Sirithdiliel
"1-900-FUCK-ELF"- Culrediel
"Lance Bass's Bitch" (ME!!)- Araharaiel

And so on, and so forth. It was quite amusing. Two more were:

Me- "I like to fuck Legolas Greenleaf"
... Ringfaniel

Kate- "I like to fuck Haldir"
... Nibinlaniel

AND SO BEGIN THE ADVENTURES OF "RINGFAN" AND "NIBBLIN'"
lmao.

Some stuff.

what time is it? 9:22 pm
1.full name: H.N.A.
2.nicknames: Feather, Sumiko, Claudia, Dracula’s Granddaughter, Sumiko, Ariana, etc. This list is a long one.
3.title: Kamikaze Angel
4.city: NY
5.state: NY
6.birthdate: 11-23
7.astrological sign: Sag
8.school: not currently.
9.hobbies: dance, singing, writing songs, poetry, stories, and fanfics, writing in this damn journal, daydreaming, adventuring.
10.sports that you play/enjoy: figure skating, equestrian.
11.height: 5’8”
12.weight: 120! Yeah, that’s it!
13.shoe size: 8 street shoe, 5 pointe and boot.
14.favorite colors: purple, red, and gray.
15.favorite flowers: heather, lily of the valley, grape hyacinth, roses, violets, freesia. I love flowers in general, I guess. The list goes on from there.
16.favorite book: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, LOTR, Dragonriders of Pern, Xanth, The Black Swan
17.favorite school subject: art
18.best friends of the same sex: Jeannette, Anna, Kate (NY) Alta, Tamara, Becca (AZ)
19.best friends of the opposite sex: Maurice, Johnny, JC, John, Big Jay, Little Jay (AZ) Tom, Justin, Josh, Magoo, Jeremy, Biff (NY)
20.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: Maurice
21.crush: Orange or Grape? Grape, absolutely.
22.things you like in the opposite sex: lots of things. Depends on the person. I tend to look at the eyes first though.
23.when was your first kiss: the summer I was fifteen, in a pool.
24.are you a virgin: heh. Wouldn’t you like to know.
25.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: stargaze with me on a mountain top and watch the sun come up, talking about everything.
26.which is more important,personality or looks?: personality.
27.things you like in a best friend: honesty, a sense of humor, “being real”
28.person who knows you best is?: no one. I’m the only one who comes close.
29.favorite food: Right now? Grilled cheese sandwiches, grapes, chicken, rice, bread, mousaka, bruchietta (sp?)
30.favorite drink: coke, water, celery soda.
31.favorite place to eat out: lunch: the Franklin in SU (great grilled cheese) dinner: the Portabella Café in Scottsdale.
32.food you hate: Mexican food. All of it. And oysters.
33.weirdest food that you like: mousaka, my version of ramen, bruchietta
34.weirdest/dumbest thing you ever did: no comment.
35.favorite movies: Last of the Mohicans, Big Trouble in Little China, LOTR, Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken, Dogma
36.favorite actors: Christopher Walken, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Daniel Day Lewis
37.favorite actresses: Madeline Stowe, Liv Tyler, Heddy Lamar, Mae West
38.favorite quote: “Live every day as if it were your last. There may not be a tomorrow, and even it there is, no one gives a damn.” ~ Summer Sisters
39.if you were to cuddle up with someone on the couch while watching a movie who would it be: He knows who he is.
40.favorite songs: At the moment? Drops of Jupiter, Do Your Thing, Aniron, So Into You, Stairway to Heaven, If, Best I Ever Had, I Thought She Knew
41.favorite music groups: NSYNC, Vertical Horizon, Gaelic Storm, Dispatch
42.favorite music singers: Alicia Keys, Tamia, Springsteen
43.favorite holiday: Thanksgiving and Fourth of July
44.favorite season: Autumn
45.what do you want to be when you grow up: An adventurer
46.biggest fear: spiders, being trapped
47.biggest regret: I don’t regret.
48.thing you hate about your self: I’m not overly fond of my crooked teeth, but that’s about it.
49.favorite words: Drama, MickeyFickey, cushion, throat, tendril
50.least favorite words: Sausage, meal, and (the worst) womb.
51.one place you must visit before you die: Wyoming, Egypt, Ireland, New Zealand
52.do you plan on attending college? Yeah.
53.favorite sentimental items: my Yankees cap, my quilt, some jewelry, some posters, and lots of pics.
54.do you write in a journal or diary?: are you reading this?
55.do you keep an organizer?: I think I ought to start.
56.do you believe in love at first sight?: I don’t know. For some people.
57.do you believe that every person has a soul mate?: Somewhere, yes.
58.do you believe in god?: Yes.
59.do you believe in everyone(even the beyond helpless)?: Yes, I kind of have to, they’re there, aren’t they? I mean, I’m not imagining my next door neighbor, although I wish I was.
60.do you believe in having a good education?: What qualifies a piece of paper as valid proof of competence? I believe that you learn things just by being around.
61.do you believe in horoscopes?: When it’s really good, yeah!
62.do you believe in yourself?: :: pokes self :: I seem to exist. Therefore, yes, I do.
63.do you shower daily?: Yeah
64.favorite day of the week: Friday
65.favorite ice-cream: Coffee, chocolate peanut butter cup.
what time is it?: 9:28 pm

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You're a dangerous person -- very ambitious, self-aware and self-reliant. You know what your strengths are and how best to use them to your advantage, and you know what your weaknesses are and how to downplay them. You can either be a great leader or a great tyrant, but you'll definitely be great. Chances are you're also very sarcastic.
Get Sorted!</td>

Some stuff.

what time is it? 9:22 pm
1.full name: H.N.A.
2.nicknames: Feather, Sumiko, Claudia, Dracula’s Granddaughter, Sumiko, Ariana, etc. This list is a long one.
3.title: Kamikaze Angel
4.city: NY
5.state: NY
6.birthdate: 11-23
7.astrological sign: Sag
8.school: not currently.
9.hobbies: dance, singing, writing songs, poetry, stories, and fanfics, writing in this damn journal, daydreaming, adventuring.
10.sports that you play/enjoy: figure skating, equestrian.
11.height: 5’8”
12.weight: 120! Yeah, that’s it!
13.shoe size: 8 street shoe, 5 pointe and boot.
14.favorite colors: purple, red, and gray.
15.favorite flowers: heather, lily of the valley, grape hyacinth, roses, violets, freesia. I love flowers in general, I guess. The list goes on from there.
16.favorite book: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, LOTR, Dragonriders of Pern, Xanth, The Black Swan
17.favorite school subject: art
18.best friends of the same sex: Jeannette, Anna, Kate (NY) Alta, Tamara, Becca (AZ)
19.best friends of the opposite sex: Maurice, Johnny, JC, John, Big Jay, Little Jay (AZ) Tom, Justin, Josh, Magoo, Jeremy, Biff (NY)
20.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: Maurice
21.crush: Orange or Grape? Grape, absolutely.
22.things you like in the opposite sex: lots of things. Depends on the person. I tend to look at the eyes first though.
23.when was your first kiss: the summer I was fifteen, in a pool.
24.are you a virgin: heh. Wouldn’t you like to know.
25.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: stargaze with me on a mountain top and watch the sun come up, talking about everything.
26.which is more important,personality or looks?: personality.
27.things you like in a best friend: honesty, a sense of humor, “being real”
28.person who knows you best is?: no one. I’m the only one who comes close.
29.favorite food: Right now? Grilled cheese sandwiches, grapes, chicken, rice, bread, mousaka, bruchietta (sp?)
30.favorite drink: coke, water, celery soda.
31.favorite place to eat out: lunch: the Franklin in SU (great grilled cheese) dinner: the Portabella Café in Scottsdale.
32.food you hate: Mexican food. All of it. And oysters.
33.weirdest food that you like: mousaka, my version of ramen, bruchietta
34.weirdest/dumbest thing you ever did: no comment.
35.favorite movies: Last of the Mohicans, Big Trouble in Little China, LOTR, Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken, Dogma
36.favorite actors: Christopher Walken, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Daniel Day Lewis
37.favorite actresses: Madeline Stowe, Liv Tyler, Heddy Lamar, Mae West
38.favorite quote: “Live every day as if it were your last. There may not be a tomorrow, and even it there is, no one gives a damn.” ~ Summer Sisters
39.if you were to cuddle up with someone on the couch while watching a movie who would it be: He knows who he is.
40.favorite songs: At the moment? Drops of Jupiter, Do Your Thing, Aniron, So Into You, Stairway to Heaven, If, Best I Ever Had, I Thought She Knew
41.favorite music groups: NSYNC, Vertical Horizon, Gaelic Storm, Dispatch
42.favorite music singers: Alicia Keys, Tamia, Springsteen
43.favorite holiday: Thanksgiving and Fourth of July
44.favorite season: Autumn
45.what do you want to be when you grow up: An adventurer
46.biggest fear: spiders, being trapped
47.biggest regret: I don’t regret.
48.thing you hate about your self: I’m not overly fond of my crooked teeth, but that’s about it.
49.favorite words: Drama, MickeyFickey, cushion, throat, tendril
50.least favorite words: Sausage, meal, and (the worst) womb.
51.one place you must visit before you die: Wyoming, Egypt, Ireland, New Zealand
52.do you plan on attending college? Yeah.
53.favorite sentimental items: my Yankees cap, my quilt, some jewelry, some posters, and lots of pics.
54.do you write in a journal or diary?: are you reading this?
55.do you keep an organizer?: I think I ought to start.
56.do you believe in love at first sight?: I don’t know. For some people.
57.do you believe that every person has a soul mate?: Somewhere, yes.
58.do you believe in god?: Yes.
59.do you believe in everyone(even the beyond helpless)?: Yes, I kind of have to, they’re there, aren’t they? I mean, I’m not imagining my next door neighbor, although I wish I was.
60.do you believe in having a good education?: What qualifies a piece of paper as valid proof of competence? I believe that you learn things just by being around.
61.do you believe in horoscopes?: When it’s really good, yeah!
62.do you believe in yourself?: :: pokes self :: I seem to exist. Therefore, yes, I do.
63.do you shower daily?: Yeah
64.favorite day of the week: Friday
65.favorite ice-cream: Coffee, chocolate peanut butter cup.
what time is it?: 9:28 pm

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You're a dangerous person -- very ambitious, self-aware and self-reliant. You know what your strengths are and how best to use them to your advantage, and you know what your weaknesses are and how to downplay them. You can either be a great leader or a great tyrant, but you'll definitely be great. Chances are you're also very sarcastic.
Get Sorted!</td>

The Cross-Eyed Elves Theory

We drove Kate home a little while ago. We’ve decided to go clubbing at the Country Club on Wednesday or whenever. I really loved having her over.

We’ve decided to go to New York and audition for a movie. Deciding that it was best to practice, we grabbed FOTR, Macbeth, and 100 Japanese poems from the shelf in my room and headed over to the woods to brush up on our acting skills. It was hysterical- she read this one poem totally cross-eyed, but seriously, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then I got to be Galadriel and she was Sam, at the mirror- and she’s like, “Hi! There’s that Ted Sandyman a cuttin’ down them trees!” lol. I guess you just had to be there. I’m still laughing about it.

I have to clean another phone before I go to bed tonight. Is this my punishment for thinking about stealing my mom’s car?

My dad got busted by the cops again today. God, that sounds wrong. He was doing an installation in an office and someone set the alarms and didn’t tell him, so the cops came. I’m telling you, cops are ringwraiths and they’re out to get us all.

It’s really fun to be minorly obsessed with Lord of the Rings when someone else is just as bad as you are.

I hate the idiot speakers on my computer. They pick up the oldies station. Arrgh.

In other news- Dad says “drama” now. Kate’s starting to. This is so funny- I’m corrupting others as I was corrupted. Wait till Alta hears. She’ll crack up.

But the big question is, do Elves really have crazy mad parties where they get all drunk and go cross-eyed?

I think YES!!!

The Cross-Eyed Elves Theory

We drove Kate home a little while ago. We’ve decided to go clubbing at the Country Club on Wednesday or whenever. I really loved having her over.

We’ve decided to go to New York and audition for a movie. Deciding that it was best to practice, we grabbed FOTR, Macbeth, and 100 Japanese poems from the shelf in my room and headed over to the woods to brush up on our acting skills. It was hysterical- she read this one poem totally cross-eyed, but seriously, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then I got to be Galadriel and she was Sam, at the mirror- and she’s like, “Hi! There’s that Ted Sandyman a cuttin’ down them trees!” lol. I guess you just had to be there. I’m still laughing about it.

I have to clean another phone before I go to bed tonight. Is this my punishment for thinking about stealing my mom’s car?

My dad got busted by the cops again today. God, that sounds wrong. He was doing an installation in an office and someone set the alarms and didn’t tell him, so the cops came. I’m telling you, cops are ringwraiths and they’re out to get us all.

It’s really fun to be minorly obsessed with Lord of the Rings when someone else is just as bad as you are.

I hate the idiot speakers on my computer. They pick up the oldies station. Arrgh.

In other news- Dad says “drama” now. Kate’s starting to. This is so funny- I’m corrupting others as I was corrupted. Wait till Alta hears. She’ll crack up.

But the big question is, do Elves really have crazy mad parties where they get all drunk and go cross-eyed?

I think YES!!!

....

Hmm. Interesting... not what I expected.

Arwen If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Arwen, Elf, the daughter of Elrond. In the movie, I am played by Liv Tyler. Who would you be? Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software