The Cross-Eyed Elves Theory
Jan. 27th, 2002 09:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nirix5We drove Kate home a little while ago. We’ve decided to go clubbing at the Country Club on Wednesday or whenever. I really loved having her over.
We’ve decided to go to New York and audition for a movie. Deciding that it was best to practice, we grabbed FOTR, Macbeth, and 100 Japanese poems from the shelf in my room and headed over to the woods to brush up on our acting skills. It was hysterical- she read this one poem totally cross-eyed, but seriously, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then I got to be Galadriel and she was Sam, at the mirror- and she’s like, “Hi! There’s that Ted Sandyman a cuttin’ down them trees!” lol. I guess you just had to be there. I’m still laughing about it.
I have to clean another phone before I go to bed tonight. Is this my punishment for thinking about stealing my mom’s car?
My dad got busted by the cops again today. God, that sounds wrong. He was doing an installation in an office and someone set the alarms and didn’t tell him, so the cops came. I’m telling you, cops are ringwraiths and they’re out to get us all.
It’s really fun to be minorly obsessed with Lord of the Rings when someone else is just as bad as you are.
I hate the idiot speakers on my computer. They pick up the oldies station. Arrgh.
In other news- Dad says “drama” now. Kate’s starting to. This is so funny- I’m corrupting others as I was corrupted. Wait till Alta hears. She’ll crack up.
But the big question is, do Elves really have crazy mad parties where they get all drunk and go cross-eyed?
I think YES!!!
We’ve decided to go to New York and audition for a movie. Deciding that it was best to practice, we grabbed FOTR, Macbeth, and 100 Japanese poems from the shelf in my room and headed over to the woods to brush up on our acting skills. It was hysterical- she read this one poem totally cross-eyed, but seriously, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then I got to be Galadriel and she was Sam, at the mirror- and she’s like, “Hi! There’s that Ted Sandyman a cuttin’ down them trees!” lol. I guess you just had to be there. I’m still laughing about it.
I have to clean another phone before I go to bed tonight. Is this my punishment for thinking about stealing my mom’s car?
My dad got busted by the cops again today. God, that sounds wrong. He was doing an installation in an office and someone set the alarms and didn’t tell him, so the cops came. I’m telling you, cops are ringwraiths and they’re out to get us all.
It’s really fun to be minorly obsessed with Lord of the Rings when someone else is just as bad as you are.
I hate the idiot speakers on my computer. They pick up the oldies station. Arrgh.
In other news- Dad says “drama” now. Kate’s starting to. This is so funny- I’m corrupting others as I was corrupted. Wait till Alta hears. She’ll crack up.
But the big question is, do Elves really have crazy mad parties where they get all drunk and go cross-eyed?
I think YES!!!
