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Gah. Work tonight (mine.)
Gah. Work tomorrow (theirs.)

Got less accomplished than usual. Spent the whole day shopping for Easter clothes- wound up with a LOTR MAD magazine and some toothpaste. While this might make for an interesting fashion statement in some circles, it's hardy acceptable for my conservative-ish church.

My sister, on the other hand, looks like a twenty-three year old lawyer straight off the set of Ally McBeal. She's not the skinniest person in the world, but the outfit she got made my jaw drop. Sheesh. The only thing I found that fit made me look like a 1950's something -housewife? socialite?- all I needed was a string of pearls. Erg.

In other news, Dad gave me a pirate name. I'm now the terror of the Seven Seas- Captain Daisy of the Good Ship Annoyance.

Daisy?

Oh well. It can't be taken back now. Daisy I be, arrrrrr.

Yes. We're all talking like pirates now. Damn Johnny Depp and Lando (so called because Mater said that 'Orli' was ridiculous and girly) and Geena Davis. And Isle of Dogs, for that matter. That's REALLY what started it all.

*hysterical giggle*

NO TIME, PRECIOUS! NASSSTY DAYLIGHT SAVINGS FUCKERS TOOK IT FROM USSSSS!!!!!

Date: 2003-04-17 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yay I found it. Went shopping. Saw it. Grabbed it. Flipped through it. Run to cash register. Waited in line. Continued waiting in line. Damn that cashier takes so long. Went to different line. Served immediately. Laugh at other people who are still waiting. Annoyed glances. Finally purchase it. Read it on ride home. Laugh. Re-read it. Laugh more. Came home. Went to computer. Sign online. Come here. Write obviously boring post. Use one of the funny lines as quote. The end.

Nellie

Guard: Before you enter, you must surrender all of your weapons! But the guy with eight-foot oak staff shooting sparks can pass!
Wormtounge: D'oh! That's what I get for hiring special U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix!

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Date: 2003-04-17 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nirix5.livejournal.com
LOLOLOL!!!!! LOTR humor shall always triumph in the end, be it over slow cashiers or Terrifying Dark Lords.

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