Lunatics and Princesses

I have added the following paragraph to my profile:

Currently, I'm a Criminal Justice major at Occ-On-The-Rock in Sadexcuse, New York. I am not a Criminal Justice major because I watch too much CSI. I am a Criminal Justice major because I want to be a kung-fu fighting, witty, sarcastic, sometimes uber-bitch CSI princess nun, just like my hero.

This seemed important, especially in light of how I have been made commander of Opsium Nerum, the Vatican Black Ops.

Long Live POPE-ALICIOUS!!!!

*goes off to assemble team of elite SWAT nuns*

Giant OFUM slash orgy?

Sounds good.

Very strange mood I'm in these days. Very strange.

I'm taking the cloak to work with me to work on. Got the back seam done last night...

Why am I sewing this by hand? I have a sewing machine downstairs, I just don't know how to use it. -_-

I hate work.

Actually it won't, that's just the name of a song I like. We saw the Joe Pizzarelli Trio concert tonight, and it was DOPE!!! Must go out and buy Joe Pizzarelli CD's. Must must must.

During itermission I got a craving for Entemann's raspberry twist danish, so I started ad-libbing Alicia Keys songs. "How come you don't feed me... anymo-ore?" lol. My mom was cracking up.

Dr. Gross got the tickets for us. He and his wife were supposed to go too, but their daughter got a nosebleed that wouldn't stop so they had to take her to the hospital. I hope she's all right. His son came and gave us our tickets.

Now it's late and I'm going to work on my pastel project for a little bit before I go to bed. Arrgh. Have to email Aaron. Have to call Jen. *bangs head into table* If this is what doing PR is like, I don't want any part of it. Sucks for me, huh. I intensely dislike talking to people sometimes.

Have to email Maurice, Alta, and Becca, too. And reply to Jason. And figure out how to use the Yahoo message board for OFUM. (I'm in a fanfic... Sauron turns my hair orange for siding with Morgoth. This is all Kate's fault, lol.)

I'm in a severe "Missing Arizona" mood. Today is actually the day last year that I went out there... and ran smack into Kevin *swoon* Too bad he's married. He was a cutie. Damn.

Look at how I've changed. Zoicks! Maybe not as drastic as Anna's revolution, but I've changed just the same. I finally got over my fear of singing in front of people, which I suppose could be counted as a plus considering I plan to do something with that.

Hmmmmm....

*ponders*