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"Oh. You will come home and I will greet you at the door in my corset. I will say: come into the basement with me. Then take off your clothes and lie down on the bed. I put on my wizards robe and hat and then I will cast erotic level 8 on you and you will turn into a beautiful woman."
"What?"
"You turn into a beautiful woman. I then cast level 6 cock of the infinite and DO YOU. Then Lara walks into the basement and says 'mew?' I cast level 18 pussy of wow and turn Lara into a cat. I then kill her, and sell her corpse to the local chinese restaurant, who turn her into Chicken Chow Meow. I bring the TASTY NOODLES back to the basement and dump them all over you. You writhe sexily in the noodles and I dump soy sauce on your ass. You like that, don't you bitch, and I suck the soy sauce off you. Then I stick a chopstick up in an UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE and you like that more. At this point I go upstairs and order a pizza, and ask for a THICK, HOT SICILIAN. They send me over a pizza with lots of pepperoni and I eat it and get it everywhere, since you got boring and I got stick of chinese food. Meanwhile, you're stuck in the basement with a chopstick up your ass. The end- purple. ....staaaaaaars...."
- Overheard on the Front Porch
"What?"
"You turn into a beautiful woman. I then cast level 6 cock of the infinite and DO YOU. Then Lara walks into the basement and says 'mew?' I cast level 18 pussy of wow and turn Lara into a cat. I then kill her, and sell her corpse to the local chinese restaurant, who turn her into Chicken Chow Meow. I bring the TASTY NOODLES back to the basement and dump them all over you. You writhe sexily in the noodles and I dump soy sauce on your ass. You like that, don't you bitch, and I suck the soy sauce off you. Then I stick a chopstick up in an UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE and you like that more. At this point I go upstairs and order a pizza, and ask for a THICK, HOT SICILIAN. They send me over a pizza with lots of pepperoni and I eat it and get it everywhere, since you got boring and I got stick of chinese food. Meanwhile, you're stuck in the basement with a chopstick up your ass. The end- purple. ....staaaaaaars...."
- Overheard on the Front Porch
