Lunatics and Princesses

I am so unbelievably hungry right now.

That has nothing to do with anything; it is not an excuse as to why I have not posted in, like, forever. Suffice it to say I was underwhelmed with motivation.

I saw Pirates of the Caribbean- actually wound up running into Tom, Matt, Jonathan, and their mother there, which was cool. That movie ROCKS. That’s about all I can say right now. Go see it, if you haven’t. I’ve been trying to get the people I work with to go see it, but they steadfastly refuse to… There was a POTC commercial on today at lunchtime, and Bill was all, “Oh, some of it takes place on a boat?” Well, no shit… but he thought it took place on the ride. I am surrounded by ignorance. However, I’m starting to teach him Elvish so maybe there’s some hope yet.

I’ve only seen it once so far, though, and that needs to be remedied. Must have more Jack Sparrow, more, more moremoremoremore…. *gets slapped by Legolas* Thank you.

The best part of ‘The League of Extrordinary Gentlemen’ was the ten foot high poster of Michelle Rodriguez in the front lobby.

Actually, that was a pretty cool movie. But I was all excited about the SWAT poster, so, yeah. Distraction much.

Check out the SWAT trailer!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/columbia/swat/

Tom, I am sorry to hear about your heatstroke. I hope you feel better, dude. Heatstroke sucks. Yeah.

Galadrigoddess- I got something for you. I’ll send it to you when it gets here. Presents! YAY! Anyway, give me a call (long distance is still nix.) I hope your grandmother feels better. Email me your smail mail addy, cause I keep losing it, dammit. *kicks self in the ass for being stupid*

Kate, sweetheart, I’ll see you this weekend. Got some projects to discuss with you. *hugglomp* I miss you sweetie.

I’m really feeling this song. I recommend downloading it… it’s got this hand-clap/drumbeat background and just plain singing laid over the track.

Look for more coherent updates later. I’m off for a walk.

~Vanilla Coke really is Smooth and Intriguing.

~Even though I may lust after others, Lance will always be my one true love.

~Until Legolas pops the question.

~My Cropshot icon is my favorite.

~Jean Gray needs to make BETTER CHOICES THAN THAT!

~"It's hard, being a twinkie in a world of twizzlers."

~I have too many people to call.

~I'm going to be way busy this weekend.

~Have to go shopping.

~I almost wrote shoppong.

~Orlando Bloom is sex on legs. He fell out of the SeXXXy tree. Hitting every branch on the way down- some of them twice.

~If I ever saw Orlando Bloom on a crotch rocket I think I'd go into cardiac arrest and die.

~Can anyone tell that I need to get laid?

~I hate AIM Express. Alot.

~My thoughts go ever on and on, back to the blonde where they began... *hums*

~Out of all the guys I know, very few are slashable.

~The few that are all hang out alot.

~I like slash.

~"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and look good with other men."

~I don't write it though. Often.

~Someone's at the door.

~It's Andy.

~We have decided that Michelle Rodriguez's acting is not spectacular.

~Who the fuck cares? She's hot. I'd do her.

~My icon is fucking cool. I wonder if I could seduce Michelle Rodriguez with it.

More later. Cause Andy's here. Huzzah.

Okay. Quick recap. Lately I've been too tired/spazzed/whatever to write.

First order of business:
Happy Birthday Ayako-chan!!!
Hope you got lots of stuff. We're hanging out before you leave. Period.

My birthday was okay. More relaxing than anything else. Mom made a cake and we just kind of hung out. Talking about what we'd like to do to various celebrities.

Mom snorted into her slice of cake. "Julia Roberts is such a screaming nut. I'd love to run up to her and slam a pie in her face." They all laughed. "Michael Jackson, too," she added.

"But his nose would collapse," Heather said, still giggling at the image of Julia Roberts with wipped cream in her hair.

"We could party with Bruce Springsteen."

"I want to push Orlando Bloom into the river. Think he'd laugh? 'Dur, I'm Orli and I'm all wet!' Ha Ha!"

Kelsey took a spoonful of ice cream and considered it. Suddenly she put her spoon down on her plate.

"I want to pull Will Smith's ears," she announced.

Yeah. So the next day we went to see Harry Potter. As a result of this I've joined the hp_jailbait community. Malfoy what??? *dies* See, in my insanity I can rationalize it like this: In the books (as of this year) Malfoy is fifteen, and I am twenty, there fore in five years we could have an Anakin-Padme relationship! *insane laughter* Alright, I'll stop.

Had a very serious discussion with Mom the other day. Specifically which HP guy would I end up with. This was her answer.

"You would be really good friends with Harry and Ron, but nothing more; You would love to torment Malfoy even though you're both in Slytherin, so nothing there either. Wood is too much of a jock for you- You'd wind up fighting with him or something."

"I can see you doing very bad things with the Weasley twins and Suzanne and Jeannette. But I think in the end you would run off with Snape."

*When she said 'very bad things' she meant practical jokes. Which is good, since I thought she meant something else- and as much as I like Suzanne and Jeannette and the Weasley twins, well...

Oh. Today.

Went to work this morning, and Mom mailed some letters in the mailbox at the end of the parking lot. So she went to back up, spun a little bit on the ice and crashed into the cement light post. So now there's a two foot dent in the back of the car and I have mild whiplash and a mild concussion. WOO!!!

And Carol quit. Which means that it's just me and Mom now, and no days off in sight. FUN.

I'm going to write till eleven come hell or high water. Maybe I'll just pick up on a later chapter and worry about the bridge parts later.

At least I’ve got the plot all figured out. It hit me at work the other day exactly how to work it out. Of course, as I was day dreaming, I almost dropped a tray of Italian bread, but whatever.

All that stuff about Michelle Rodriguez as Rain before- did you think I was kidding? I think Tom did. He asked me if I would make out with her (or her character in Resident Evil.) Yes. Yes I would. Seriously. That's the only girl I'm even remotely attracted to. ;)

So, should I stop babbling now?

Finally got around to watching Resident Evil.

Can I have some big guns and some zombies to kill? Pretty please?

And talk about fanfic ideas. That movie is a goldmine. I've got a cool one I'm thinking about doing now, set to the song "Fiction: Dreams in Digital" by Orgy. But then again, that's my favorite song for this week, so...? I don't know.

I'm going to learn how to snowboard. And skateboard. Yesh.

Hey, Ayako-chan, Dad said he's gonna make a portable barre- hopefully it'll be done by the time you're back. Realism! Woo!

"I'm not dead yet!"
"I could kiss you, bitch."
"When I get outta here... I am gonna get laid."