Death to Rudolph.
Dec. 17th, 2002 05:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nirix5Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has got to be the slashiest Christmas song ever. Christ. What's the 'red nose' metaphor for? We all know what they're REALLY talking about.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
