One of the best "daddinnertablerant" quotes in a long time.

[nirix5]

"I can't help it if my mind is going nine hundred miles per hour in every direction. I have to mentally encumber myself with cinder blocks and slag metal just to slow down to your mental level; meanwhile these two idiots are arguing about something that's hypothetically impossible. I can't stand it anymore- so go ahead and snurf if you want to. I don't care anymore."

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

snurffing is when you laugh so hard that milk comes out your nose. Also called snorking in some places. It's a common occurence at family gatherings.