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nirix5When you are sad, . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, . . .I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared . . .I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried . . .I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. (ha, ha, ha, Tom.)
When you are confused . . .I will use short words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick . . .stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, . . .I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath . . .I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Another note to end on:
God give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to put cinder blocks in the tarps with the bodies I have to dispose of by throwing them in a river.
When you are blue, . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, . . .I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared . . .I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried . . .I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. (ha, ha, ha, Tom.)
When you are confused . . .I will use short words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick . . .stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, . . .I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath . . .I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Another note to end on:
God give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to put cinder blocks in the tarps with the bodies I have to dispose of by throwing them in a river.
