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Ha ha ha, Scary Movie 3 Kid.
Well, that just about sums up my day at work yesterday. Just WHAM! and that was it. The rest of the day wasn't any better.
Rang up a fine of over $20 at the library over the past few weeks. Mater was pissed about it (understandably so.) Told her though it wasn't all my fault (kelsey kelsey kelsey) I'd give her money anyway. She said to keep my money since she was out for blood. Told her she could have all she wanted seeing as how I seemed to be hemorraging it anyway. Predictably, she was scandalized. Predictably, I offered to go build a menstruation hut out in the back yard where I could sit and do nothing for a week or so and I wouldn't have to talk to anyone and no one would have to talk to me, therefore solving most of the problems that arise in this household. Well, a fourth of them, anyway.
Have to go to work soon. Don't want to. Harold bothers me and Joanie smokes too much.
My mom is Frodo, and Joanie is Sam, and Harold is Gollum.
There is no other way to explain it. That is how they interact. Constantly. It's kind of wearing after a while.
BLAH! Hi ho, hi ho, it's OFF TO FUCKING WORK I GO, WHERE JOANIE WILL TRY TO TELL ME THAT MORMONISM IS ONE OF THE OLDEST RELIGIONS IN THE WORLD, HAROLD WILL SKULK AROUND AND KEN NEVER LISTENS, DRIVING YOURS TRULY TO HER LAST RESORT- HARRY CANARY- AS JOANIE SAYS CAUSE SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T GET THINGS RIGHT AND SHE BELIEVES THAT THE DISNEY FAIRY TALES ARE THE REAL ONES.
THE LITTLE MERMAID FUCKING DIES! GET OVER IT!
Well, that just about sums up my day at work yesterday. Just WHAM! and that was it. The rest of the day wasn't any better.
Rang up a fine of over $20 at the library over the past few weeks. Mater was pissed about it (understandably so.) Told her though it wasn't all my fault (kelsey kelsey kelsey) I'd give her money anyway. She said to keep my money since she was out for blood. Told her she could have all she wanted seeing as how I seemed to be hemorraging it anyway. Predictably, she was scandalized. Predictably, I offered to go build a menstruation hut out in the back yard where I could sit and do nothing for a week or so and I wouldn't have to talk to anyone and no one would have to talk to me, therefore solving most of the problems that arise in this household. Well, a fourth of them, anyway.
Have to go to work soon. Don't want to. Harold bothers me and Joanie smokes too much.
My mom is Frodo, and Joanie is Sam, and Harold is Gollum.
There is no other way to explain it. That is how they interact. Constantly. It's kind of wearing after a while.
BLAH! Hi ho, hi ho, it's OFF TO FUCKING WORK I GO, WHERE JOANIE WILL TRY TO TELL ME THAT MORMONISM IS ONE OF THE OLDEST RELIGIONS IN THE WORLD, HAROLD WILL SKULK AROUND AND KEN NEVER LISTENS, DRIVING YOURS TRULY TO HER LAST RESORT- HARRY CANARY- AS JOANIE SAYS CAUSE SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T GET THINGS RIGHT AND SHE BELIEVES THAT THE DISNEY FAIRY TALES ARE THE REAL ONES.
THE LITTLE MERMAID FUCKING DIES! GET OVER IT!