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nirix5Imagine this, if you will: a kitchen.
I was standing there, minding my own business, washing the dishes, and my dad says to me, “Shut up!” So I told him I didn’t have to take any of his cheek, and he turned around and complained to Mater.
“Five points from Slytherin for your cheek,” she said.
That is SO unfair. So I called her an old Ravenclaw bat. Whose side is she on, anyway? And then Dad gets in on it again and is all, “What did you just call your mother?”
Says I: “An old Ravenclaw bat. Cause she is.”
“Don’t be such a little hussy,” he tells me. And then he stops, turns around, and said, “Wait. Don’t be a dork. You’re too young to be a hussy.”
They’re mean. I don’t like them anymore, and I told them so.
Too young.
Ha.
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jacklemmon!
First Movie you ever saw in the theatre: Either Bambi or Cinderella. Can’t remember.
Fav movie as a kid: My Little Pony, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones.
Movie you have seen the most times: My Little Pony.
Most times in the cinema: Fellowship of the Ring. I saw it…fuck…almost fifteen times.
Most times overall: sadly, My Little Pony. I’ve got a lot of movie watching to catch up to it… every day for about eight years? Come on now.
Biggest Movie Star crush as a kid: Indiana Jones. I had a poster of him on my door when I was three.
Fav 80's teen Movie: I saw the Breakfast Club, and I hated it.
Fav song from a movie: “Breath of Life” and “Forth Eorlingas” from TTT, “The Kiss” from Last of the Mohicans, “Il Dolce Suono” from 5th Element, “Forever May Not Be Long Enough” from the Mummy Returns, the Casper theme, “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal, which I think is from one of the Batman movies.
Fav Love Romance Movie: Kate and Leopold, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and The Beast. I don’t really go for romances, I guess. Oh! Chocolat!!! J’adore Chocolat.
Fav Horror Movie: From Hell and Signs. Both were excellent movies, although From Hell gave me nightmares. And Interview with the Vampire. And the Prophecy. And Sleepy Hollow. I just keep remembering them.
Fav Drama: Er. Uh. I’m not sure, to tell you the truth. Does Last of the Mohicans count as drama? If it does, then that’s my favorite. Oh, and Fight Club, which I just saw yesterday. That was fucking awesome.
Fav Sci Fi movie: Armageddon, 5th Element, Resident Evil, Pitch Black.
Fav Musical Movie: CHICAGO!!!
Fav Comedy Movie: Some Like it Hot, Joe Dirt, Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1941, Animal House, Big Trouble in Little China, and Troop Beverly Hills.
Fav Action Movie: Last of the Mohicans, Lord of the Rings, Fast and the Furious, Indiana Jones, Original Star Wars, Pitch Black, Enemy at the Gates, the Mummy, the Mummy Returns. I’m a sucker for anything with Vin Diesel in it.
Scariest movie: Signs and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Movie that Scared you as a child: Nightmare on Elm Street. I saw it at the Yugoslav’s house around the corner when I was four, and I haven’t been able to even look at the cover of the movie since without getting horrible nightmares.
Movie that makes you cry every time you see it: Armageddon and Deep Impact. I can’t help it. Something about an asteroid the size of Texas about to hit the earth just makes me all mushy. I cry like a freaking baby. It’s disgusting. But no matter how many times I see those movies, nothing changes.
Worst movie you ever saw: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and the House of Mirth. Those movies were so goddamn tedious. Oh, and that animated Lord of the Rings was a real winner.
Movie you walked out on in the theatre cause it was so bad: The Emperor’s New Groove. That movie just sucked.
Most sexual movie you ever saw: Tension wise? Enemy at the Gates. Also Resident Evil struck me as very sexually tense in a slashy sort of way.
Most Disturbing movie you ever saw: Feardotcom, Strangeland, those S&M movies are really fucked up.
Favorite B Movie: Army of Darkness, Troop Beverly Hills (one of my favorites, from here till eternity. “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!!!”)
Fav Indie Movie: Trick. It’s great. It’s about these two guys trying to have a one night stand but they can’t find a place to do it. I watched it with Jayson one day.
Movie that supposedly sucks but you love it: I’m not entirely sure. Probably the Mummy. It got really bad reviews. And I really like The Faculty, although not as much as my sister.
Favorite Cult movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Fav Slasher movie: Lord of the Rings, duh. *pause* Oh, not that kind of slasher movie? In that case, Maniac was great.
Fav Actors: Christopher Walken, Viggo Mortensen, Steve Buscemi, Harrison Ford, John Rhys-Davies, Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Daniel Day Lewis, Alan Rickman, Elijah Wood, and Brendan Fraser.
Fav Actresses: Michelle Rodriguez, Cate Blanchett, Julia Styles, Hedy Lamar, J.Lo, Madeline Stowe, Grace Kelly, Rachel Weisz
Fav Porn Star: I don’t know any. Can I put Orlando Bloom and/or Legolas in this spot?
Fav sex scene from a movie (NON PORN): Um. The one in Titanic was pretty good, as was the one in Enemy at the Gates. Oh, and Braveheart. The Kiss scene in Last of the Mohicans was pretty intense. And they were just kissing.
Movie you wanted to see the most as a child but were not allowed to: Don’t really have any.
Sexiest movie star of all time MALE: Daniel Day Lewis. Especially as Hawkeye. Oh, yes. Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, Vin Diesel, Harrison Ford as Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Rowr.
Sexiest movie star of all time FEMALE: Michelle Rodriguez. But maybe I’m biased? Lol. Um, Cathrine Zeta-Jones, Sophie Marceau, Carrie Ann Moss, Kate Hudson in a cute sort of way. J. Lo, and Lucy Liu.
Movie that could might as well been written about your life: If they wrote a movie about my life, they would be really hard up for material. I have nothing that parallels my dumb little adventures.
Fav Villain in a movie: Satan and Gabriel in the Prophecy, Magwa in Last of the Mohicans, and although Boromir isn’t a villain I liked his whole psychotic bad guy mood swing.
Last movie you saw on TV/rented? I saw a snippet of Inspector Gadget earlier, just in time for the rip off of the Last of the Mohicans scene. “No matter what happens, stay alive! I will find you!”
Last movie you saw in theatre: Biker Boyz. They wrecked it by putting a plot in it.
I was standing there, minding my own business, washing the dishes, and my dad says to me, “Shut up!” So I told him I didn’t have to take any of his cheek, and he turned around and complained to Mater.
“Five points from Slytherin for your cheek,” she said.
That is SO unfair. So I called her an old Ravenclaw bat. Whose side is she on, anyway? And then Dad gets in on it again and is all, “What did you just call your mother?”
Says I: “An old Ravenclaw bat. Cause she is.”
“Don’t be such a little hussy,” he tells me. And then he stops, turns around, and said, “Wait. Don’t be a dork. You’re too young to be a hussy.”
They’re mean. I don’t like them anymore, and I told them so.
Too young.
Ha.
Look, it's the movie survey I stole from
jacklemmon!First Movie you ever saw in the theatre: Either Bambi or Cinderella. Can’t remember.
Fav movie as a kid: My Little Pony, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones.
Movie you have seen the most times: My Little Pony.
Most times in the cinema: Fellowship of the Ring. I saw it…fuck…almost fifteen times.
Most times overall: sadly, My Little Pony. I’ve got a lot of movie watching to catch up to it… every day for about eight years? Come on now.
Biggest Movie Star crush as a kid: Indiana Jones. I had a poster of him on my door when I was three.
Fav 80's teen Movie: I saw the Breakfast Club, and I hated it.
Fav song from a movie: “Breath of Life” and “Forth Eorlingas” from TTT, “The Kiss” from Last of the Mohicans, “Il Dolce Suono” from 5th Element, “Forever May Not Be Long Enough” from the Mummy Returns, the Casper theme, “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal, which I think is from one of the Batman movies.
Fav Love Romance Movie: Kate and Leopold, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and The Beast. I don’t really go for romances, I guess. Oh! Chocolat!!! J’adore Chocolat.
Fav Horror Movie: From Hell and Signs. Both were excellent movies, although From Hell gave me nightmares. And Interview with the Vampire. And the Prophecy. And Sleepy Hollow. I just keep remembering them.
Fav Drama: Er. Uh. I’m not sure, to tell you the truth. Does Last of the Mohicans count as drama? If it does, then that’s my favorite. Oh, and Fight Club, which I just saw yesterday. That was fucking awesome.
Fav Sci Fi movie: Armageddon, 5th Element, Resident Evil, Pitch Black.
Fav Musical Movie: CHICAGO!!!
Fav Comedy Movie: Some Like it Hot, Joe Dirt, Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1941, Animal House, Big Trouble in Little China, and Troop Beverly Hills.
Fav Action Movie: Last of the Mohicans, Lord of the Rings, Fast and the Furious, Indiana Jones, Original Star Wars, Pitch Black, Enemy at the Gates, the Mummy, the Mummy Returns. I’m a sucker for anything with Vin Diesel in it.
Scariest movie: Signs and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Movie that Scared you as a child: Nightmare on Elm Street. I saw it at the Yugoslav’s house around the corner when I was four, and I haven’t been able to even look at the cover of the movie since without getting horrible nightmares.
Movie that makes you cry every time you see it: Armageddon and Deep Impact. I can’t help it. Something about an asteroid the size of Texas about to hit the earth just makes me all mushy. I cry like a freaking baby. It’s disgusting. But no matter how many times I see those movies, nothing changes.
Worst movie you ever saw: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and the House of Mirth. Those movies were so goddamn tedious. Oh, and that animated Lord of the Rings was a real winner.
Movie you walked out on in the theatre cause it was so bad: The Emperor’s New Groove. That movie just sucked.
Most sexual movie you ever saw: Tension wise? Enemy at the Gates. Also Resident Evil struck me as very sexually tense in a slashy sort of way.
Most Disturbing movie you ever saw: Feardotcom, Strangeland, those S&M movies are really fucked up.
Favorite B Movie: Army of Darkness, Troop Beverly Hills (one of my favorites, from here till eternity. “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!!!”)
Fav Indie Movie: Trick. It’s great. It’s about these two guys trying to have a one night stand but they can’t find a place to do it. I watched it with Jayson one day.
Movie that supposedly sucks but you love it: I’m not entirely sure. Probably the Mummy. It got really bad reviews. And I really like The Faculty, although not as much as my sister.
Favorite Cult movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Fav Slasher movie: Lord of the Rings, duh. *pause* Oh, not that kind of slasher movie? In that case, Maniac was great.
Fav Actors: Christopher Walken, Viggo Mortensen, Steve Buscemi, Harrison Ford, John Rhys-Davies, Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Daniel Day Lewis, Alan Rickman, Elijah Wood, and Brendan Fraser.
Fav Actresses: Michelle Rodriguez, Cate Blanchett, Julia Styles, Hedy Lamar, J.Lo, Madeline Stowe, Grace Kelly, Rachel Weisz
Fav Porn Star: I don’t know any. Can I put Orlando Bloom and/or Legolas in this spot?
Fav sex scene from a movie (NON PORN): Um. The one in Titanic was pretty good, as was the one in Enemy at the Gates. Oh, and Braveheart. The Kiss scene in Last of the Mohicans was pretty intense. And they were just kissing.
Movie you wanted to see the most as a child but were not allowed to: Don’t really have any.
Sexiest movie star of all time MALE: Daniel Day Lewis. Especially as Hawkeye. Oh, yes. Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, Vin Diesel, Harrison Ford as Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Rowr.
Sexiest movie star of all time FEMALE: Michelle Rodriguez. But maybe I’m biased? Lol. Um, Cathrine Zeta-Jones, Sophie Marceau, Carrie Ann Moss, Kate Hudson in a cute sort of way. J. Lo, and Lucy Liu.
Movie that could might as well been written about your life: If they wrote a movie about my life, they would be really hard up for material. I have nothing that parallels my dumb little adventures.
Fav Villain in a movie: Satan and Gabriel in the Prophecy, Magwa in Last of the Mohicans, and although Boromir isn’t a villain I liked his whole psychotic bad guy mood swing.
Last movie you saw on TV/rented? I saw a snippet of Inspector Gadget earlier, just in time for the rip off of the Last of the Mohicans scene. “No matter what happens, stay alive! I will find you!”
Last movie you saw in theatre: Biker Boyz. They wrecked it by putting a plot in it.
