Cuz I'm From Mississippi

[nirix5]

Yeah... You can blame this insanity on darkshade. Song's stuck in my head.

Her name was Arwen, she was a princess
With really long brown hair and ears going up to there
She would ride horses and save a hobbit
But while across the plains she raced,
Strider fought back some Ringwraiths
At lovely Riv-en-dell, he joined the Fell-ow-ship
Even though they were different species
Who could ask for more?

At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony (Prancing Pony)
The hottest spot north of The Barrow (Downs)
At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony
Fighting the Dark Lord is always in fashion
At the Pony....they fell in love.

His name was Frodo.
He had the One Ring.
He was at the secret Council, with the Elves and Dwarves and Men
The next thing he knew, he was going to Mordor,
Strider offered him his sword
The others went cause they were bored
They tried to cross Cardhras, but wound up in the mines
There was a Balrog and lots of Orcs
Oh shit we lost Gandalf!!!

At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony (Prancing Pony)
The hottest spot north of The Barrow (Downs)
At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony
Fighting the Dark Lord was always in fashion
At the Pony....she found her love.
Pony... The Prancing Pony... Fighting the Dark Lord... always the fashion...

Her name was Arwen, she was a princess,
But then she married Strider, she left the Elven life behind her.
So now she’s mortal, and growing older
Now with really long white hair
But still with the ears going up to there.
Now the Fellowship has died, so she drinks herself half-blind.
She lost Estel and her immortality,
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony (Prancing Pony)
The hottest spot north of The Barrow (Downs)
At the Pony (PO!), The Prancing Pony
Fighting the Dark Lord was always in fashion
At the Pony....don't fall in love.
(With a mor-tal…)

*based on the song "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow. My version, heh heh.*

"DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD THE G.I. JOE KUNG FU GRIP!"
(Lol... I miss Tamaramabingbang.)