Whoo Boy. What a predicament.

[nirix5]

"And she said honey take me dancing
But they ended up out sleeping in a doorway
With the bodegas and the lights all over Broadway
Wearing diamonds on the soles of their shoes."

Man, if I could write songs like that I would not be here. I will though. One day. *evil laugh, thinks of Austrailia* *wink Darkshade wink*

Yesterday was good. Was planning on going to Tom's concert but got back too late to do so... and wound up going clubbing with nelys, xxcelebornxx, legolasgreenlef, and Kate's Master In Evil/Partner In Crime numberoneenemy. It started out well, but then after a Lemon Drop contest with Nelys, things quickly deteriorated. I don't think I've had so much alcohol in my entire life. The rest of the evening was rather vague, although enjoyable. I remember grinding with Legolas alot for some reason, considering that he was numberoneenemy's date. Also danced with numberoneenemy and xxcelebornxx. I was surprised to see that a few other people I knew were there, although what they were doing in Middle Earth, in a goth club on the south side of Minas Tirith I don't know.

Anyway, I woke up this morning with Legolas asleep in my lap. Yikes. And I have to somehow explain the bite marks on my neck to people at work today. Oh well, that's why Eru made turtlenecks. *wry smile*

After careful consideration, have decided that in the future I will take my dad's advice and drink a tablespoon of olive oil before I go out drinking.

Now Nelys and I are in her room, watching anime and waiting for the shit to hit the fan considering our little outing last night. Oh well. Whatever happens happens, although I *am* a little embarrased about the whole Legolas thing. I mean, Christ. Did he *have* to leave so many damn marks?!?!?!?!

(Once I painted a picture of a tomato in Hell. It was pretty intense. I felt very revolutionary.)