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nirix5Behold the draw of vegetarian chili
Imagine, if you will, a half-filled cafe. As soon as all the orders are taken, one cafe worker wearing a very Max-ish Space Needle T-shirt looks down at her feet for approximately fifteen seconds. When she looks back up, there are at least fifteen people in a line going out the door. Mild panic ensues.
A scene:
"Here's your order, ma'am."
"I ordered soup."
*blinks* "It's right there in the cup, ma'am."
"But I ordered soup."
"It's right there. In the cup."
"Yes, but I ordered soup."
"This is your soup. Ma'am."
"BUT I ORDERED SOUP. WHAT IS THAT?"
"Soup. Enjoy." *runs away*
Should have said: "Shut the fuck up and eat it, fool. You'll like it. I promise. Next time you open your mouth, though, you better be sticking your spoon in it."
Ouch
My wisdom teeth are coming in/acting up again. They hurt so much that they've given me a headache which has morphed into an upset stomach. Quinn helped, though. He stopped by for a little while in between my random crashings. He always makes things better.
Time to sleep. Night, peeps.
Imagine, if you will, a half-filled cafe. As soon as all the orders are taken, one cafe worker wearing a very Max-ish Space Needle T-shirt looks down at her feet for approximately fifteen seconds. When she looks back up, there are at least fifteen people in a line going out the door. Mild panic ensues.
A scene:
"Here's your order, ma'am."
"I ordered soup."
*blinks* "It's right there in the cup, ma'am."
"But I ordered soup."
"It's right there. In the cup."
"Yes, but I ordered soup."
"This is your soup. Ma'am."
"BUT I ORDERED SOUP. WHAT IS THAT?"
"Soup. Enjoy." *runs away*
Should have said: "Shut the fuck up and eat it, fool. You'll like it. I promise. Next time you open your mouth, though, you better be sticking your spoon in it."
Ouch
My wisdom teeth are coming in/acting up again. They hurt so much that they've given me a headache which has morphed into an upset stomach. Quinn helped, though. He stopped by for a little while in between my random crashings. He always makes things better.
Time to sleep. Night, peeps.
