(no subject)

Happy Easter, all. Hope the bunny shit some candy into all your baskets.

...

Dear Oneonta,

Why in the motherfuck do you need another essay from me? Why? A 1-2 page autobiography detailing my financial hardships, neighborhood, and other pity-party shit is really damn... I don't even know. It's not as sexy as you think it is, I promise.

AND WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN WHAT MY FUCKING ACTIVITES ARE. WHAT IF THEY DON'T MATCH UP TO THE OTHER APPLICATION. WHY DID YOU SEND THE SUPPLEMENTAL THING THREE WEEKS AFTER THE OTHER FUCKER WAS DUE?!?!?!?!

Take your stupid hilly campus and shove it up your ass.

Exasperately,
Feather

...

Dear God,

Please let me win the lottery.

[Very, very very very] sincerely,
Feather

Dear Feather,

Buy a ticket, dumbass.

Love God

...

Myspace is good for lulz. I found a bunch of people I went to high school with, and it was weird.

...

I have no more essays in me. Dammit.

(no subject)

Happy Easter, all. Hope the bunny shit some candy into all your baskets.

...

Dear Oneonta,

Why in the motherfuck do you need another essay from me? Why? A 1-2 page autobiography detailing my financial hardships, neighborhood, and other pity-party shit is really damn... I don't even know. It's not as sexy as you think it is, I promise.

AND WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN WHAT MY FUCKING ACTIVITES ARE. WHAT IF THEY DON'T MATCH UP TO THE OTHER APPLICATION. WHY DID YOU SEND THE SUPPLEMENTAL THING THREE WEEKS AFTER THE OTHER FUCKER WAS DUE?!?!?!?!

Take your stupid hilly campus and shove it up your ass.

Exasperately,
Feather

...

Dear God,

Please let me win the lottery.

[Very, very very very] sincerely,
Feather

Dear Feather,

Buy a ticket, dumbass.

Love God

...

Myspace is good for lulz. I found a bunch of people I went to high school with, and it was weird.

...

I have no more essays in me. Dammit.