OMFG KITTENS.
Aug. 31st, 2005 11:17 amYesterday was so a day for heart-wrenching kittens it is not even funny.
First, we've got Jason pointing out this news story about French fishermen using live kittens and puppies as shark bait.
*eyes get wide*
Then we've got an entire day full of Quinn talking about a basket of hypothetical kittens. Orphan kittens that are lonely and hungry and wet and cold because they've been splashed by passing cars since some hard-hearted person left them on a curb. Some mean kid kicked them, so they're bruised and mewing pitifully. Their basket is broken down and their blanket is thin and full of holes.
*eyes get wide and teary*
Now, he's been talking about these Little Match Girl kittens ALL DAY. With SOUND EFFECTS. Which he happens to be VERY GOOD AT. Then we went and saw The Brothers Grimm.
WHERE A PLUMP FUZZY ADORABLE KITTEN GETS KICKED INTO A RAZOR FAN/SCREW THING IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER.
AND EXPLODES.
*bursts into tears*
Kittens, man. They make me die from the cute and the helpless.
( And on top of everything else, the Gulf area has completely gone to shit )
.
First, we've got Jason pointing out this news story about French fishermen using live kittens and puppies as shark bait.
*eyes get wide*
Then we've got an entire day full of Quinn talking about a basket of hypothetical kittens. Orphan kittens that are lonely and hungry and wet and cold because they've been splashed by passing cars since some hard-hearted person left them on a curb. Some mean kid kicked them, so they're bruised and mewing pitifully. Their basket is broken down and their blanket is thin and full of holes.
*eyes get wide and teary*
Now, he's been talking about these Little Match Girl kittens ALL DAY. With SOUND EFFECTS. Which he happens to be VERY GOOD AT. Then we went and saw The Brothers Grimm.
WHERE A PLUMP FUZZY ADORABLE KITTEN GETS KICKED INTO A RAZOR FAN/SCREW THING IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER.
AND EXPLODES.
*bursts into tears*
Kittens, man. They make me die from the cute and the helpless.
( And on top of everything else, the Gulf area has completely gone to shit )
.