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I swear, this man is really, really stupid or something.
Gripe #1: The computer lab is supposed to be open BY 7:45, and he's usually late.
Gripe #2: Last semester, I lost my Opera Babes CD. Thinking I might have left it in one of the computers and someone might have turned it in to the front desk, I go up there and ask him about it.
Me: "Did anyone turn in an audio CD- it says 'Opera Babes' in blue on it."
Him: "Uh. I don't know."
Me: *deliberate pause* "Well, could you please check for me?"
Him: "All right..." *sits there, then slowly turns around and goes through a pile of CD's, without even looking at all of them* "I don't think it's here..." *vapid look*
Me (thinking): "Well, yeah, that's because you're a moron. It's not going to be on top, fucktard."
Me: "Thanks for looking."
Him: *looks at me like I have three heads*
Gripe #3: I've got two pictures I have to scan. Currently, the scanner, with it's own terminal, is sitting directly to my right. Hooked up and ready to go, apparently. So, I walk up to the desk to talk to My Friend the Idiot about it.
Him: *looks at me like I have three heads as I walk up*
Me: "Hi. Can you please show me how to use the scanner?"
Him: *blinks*
Me: *deliberate pause* "...I have some pictures to scan."
Him: "Um, I don't think you can do that."
Me: *is not really buying that shit, but is trying to give him the benefit of the doubt or time to get his head out of his ass, whichever comes first* "So, it's not hooked up?"
Him: "Um, no. No, it's not."
Me: *walks away in mild disgust*
Man. What a way to start off a morning. I hate stupid people. Wait, no, it's not even stupid people that drive me nuts; I can handle stupidity. It's the slow/lazy/stupid/unanimated people that drive me up the wall. And I don't care what's wrong with them, I don't care if they're on enough Valium to kill a small elephant, I don't care if there's something I'm supposed to precieve that I'm supposed to be sensitive to. They piss me off and I want to smack them, the end.
I think it's something in the water around here.
Gripe #1: The computer lab is supposed to be open BY 7:45, and he's usually late.
Gripe #2: Last semester, I lost my Opera Babes CD. Thinking I might have left it in one of the computers and someone might have turned it in to the front desk, I go up there and ask him about it.
Me: "Did anyone turn in an audio CD- it says 'Opera Babes' in blue on it."
Him: "Uh. I don't know."
Me: *deliberate pause* "Well, could you please check for me?"
Him: "All right..." *sits there, then slowly turns around and goes through a pile of CD's, without even looking at all of them* "I don't think it's here..." *vapid look*
Me (thinking): "Well, yeah, that's because you're a moron. It's not going to be on top, fucktard."
Me: "Thanks for looking."
Him: *looks at me like I have three heads*
Gripe #3: I've got two pictures I have to scan. Currently, the scanner, with it's own terminal, is sitting directly to my right. Hooked up and ready to go, apparently. So, I walk up to the desk to talk to My Friend the Idiot about it.
Him: *looks at me like I have three heads as I walk up*
Me: "Hi. Can you please show me how to use the scanner?"
Him: *blinks*
Me: *deliberate pause* "...I have some pictures to scan."
Him: "Um, I don't think you can do that."
Me: *is not really buying that shit, but is trying to give him the benefit of the doubt or time to get his head out of his ass, whichever comes first* "So, it's not hooked up?"
Him: "Um, no. No, it's not."
Me: *walks away in mild disgust*
Man. What a way to start off a morning. I hate stupid people. Wait, no, it's not even stupid people that drive me nuts; I can handle stupidity. It's the slow/lazy/stupid/unanimated people that drive me up the wall. And I don't care what's wrong with them, I don't care if they're on enough Valium to kill a small elephant, I don't care if there's something I'm supposed to precieve that I'm supposed to be sensitive to. They piss me off and I want to smack them, the end.
I think it's something in the water around here.
