*dances*

It's been a great day today. Work was nothing special- everything just rolled along smoothly. I walked around singing what I could remember of "The Boy from Ipanema" because I was all crushingonorlandobloomagain. Also invited Joanie to join the pirate crew of the Good Ship Marzipan. She'd make a perfect pirate, methinks, arr, ye lubbers! (Being the captain, I have that perogative, so ha.)

Possible reasons why Feather is dancing on air:

~ She has new pants? *cue angel choir music*
~ And a new tank top?
~ AND a black bikini top?
~ She has another paycheck on friday!
~ She didn't eat any bad things today!
~ It stopped raining!
~ She's finally got someone to dance with!
~ Orlando Bloom being very good looking and nice to boot is one of god's many gifts to the world. Hee.
~ No money again! Who gives a fuck?
~ House to herself!
~ I took a shower so I don't smell like a donut anymore.

They used to thin out the immigrant's milk in the tenements with formaldehyde.

HELLO?!? I don't care how used to it you are. You've got to notice the taste. Yech!

Check this out. An absolute must for all Evil Empresses-to-be out there.

( Where winks, suggestive remarks, and body language won't get me what I want, a well aimed semi-automatic will... )

( Feather's Lament for Orlando )

*dances*

It's been a great day today. Work was nothing special- everything just rolled along smoothly. I walked around singing what I could remember of "The Boy from Ipanema" because I was all crushingonorlandobloomagain. Also invited Joanie to join the pirate crew of the Good Ship Marzipan. She'd make a perfect pirate, methinks, arr, ye lubbers! (Being the captain, I have that perogative, so ha.)

Possible reasons why Feather is dancing on air:

~ She has new pants? *cue angel choir music*
~ And a new tank top?
~ AND a black bikini top?
~ She has another paycheck on friday!
~ She didn't eat any bad things today!
~ It stopped raining!
~ She's finally got someone to dance with!
~ Orlando Bloom being very good looking and nice to boot is one of god's many gifts to the world. Hee.
~ No money again! Who gives a fuck?
~ House to herself!
~ I took a shower so I don't smell like a donut anymore.

They used to thin out the immigrant's milk in the tenements with formaldehyde.

HELLO?!? I don't care how used to it you are. You've got to notice the taste. Yech!

Check this out. An absolute must for all Evil Empresses-to-be out there.

( Where winks, suggestive remarks, and body language won't get me what I want, a well aimed semi-automatic will... )

( Feather's Lament for Orlando )