Not a recent dream, but I feel obligated to put it down in here, seeing as this journal is a reposit

I dreamed that I was Frodo- that is, I was a shorter version of myself, complete with Ring to destroy- and Vin Diesel was Sam.

Which is very, very odd, since he didn’t change size.

Instead of passing through Shelob’s lair to get into Mordor, we had to sneak through the lingerie department of an evil JC Penny’s (with demon saleswomen for your shopping convenience.) We wound up hiding underneath a frilly nightgown and moving spy-inside-a-cardboard-tree style through the employee entrance.

On the other side was Mordor gone modern. That is, a sick, sick remake of Koopa City from the Mario Brothers movie. At one point I almost got run over by a cage-truck filled with emaciated horses, but Vin-Sam pulled me out of the way. And then I woke up.

This is only relevant because I saw Nick at Smith’s today. He’s a cashier-type person who looks like a cross between Vin Diesel and Haldir.

I know that’s difficult to imagine, but it’s true.

Wowness.

In other news Kate and Shane visited this weekend to look for apartments, but everything went all to hell, what with ice storms and power outages and melting vegan-tofu ice cream. In retrospect, I can see that it was a bad idea to make an ice cream run when the power (and thus, the freezer) was off and showed no signs whatsoever of coming back on. Also didn’t get to see Sara and Joe, due to the usual SNAFU-ness. *bangs head into table*

I have to go to work tomorrow, and I don’t want to.

But what else is new.

I’ve become obsessed with Venice. But it’s a bitch to research.

GAH! There are just not enough hours in the day, people.

Not a recent dream, but I feel obligated to put it down in here, seeing as this journal is a reposit

I dreamed that I was Frodo- that is, I was a shorter version of myself, complete with Ring to destroy- and Vin Diesel was Sam.

Which is very, very odd, since he didn’t change size.

Instead of passing through Shelob’s lair to get into Mordor, we had to sneak through the lingerie department of an evil JC Penny’s (with demon saleswomen for your shopping convenience.) We wound up hiding underneath a frilly nightgown and moving spy-inside-a-cardboard-tree style through the employee entrance.

On the other side was Mordor gone modern. That is, a sick, sick remake of Koopa City from the Mario Brothers movie. At one point I almost got run over by a cage-truck filled with emaciated horses, but Vin-Sam pulled me out of the way. And then I woke up.

This is only relevant because I saw Nick at Smith’s today. He’s a cashier-type person who looks like a cross between Vin Diesel and Haldir.

I know that’s difficult to imagine, but it’s true.

Wowness.

In other news Kate and Shane visited this weekend to look for apartments, but everything went all to hell, what with ice storms and power outages and melting vegan-tofu ice cream. In retrospect, I can see that it was a bad idea to make an ice cream run when the power (and thus, the freezer) was off and showed no signs whatsoever of coming back on. Also didn’t get to see Sara and Joe, due to the usual SNAFU-ness. *bangs head into table*

I have to go to work tomorrow, and I don’t want to.

But what else is new.

I’ve become obsessed with Venice. But it’s a bitch to research.

GAH! There are just not enough hours in the day, people.