!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bombshell number one:

Glen crossdressing at a competition. This is probably only a suprise to me. He's my old skating coach, and way to professional for that sort of thing. I think he must have had a breakdown or something.

Bombshell number two:

Jen Nitschke having dinner with Fidel Castro.

JEN.

FIDEL CASTRO.

I AM NOT SHITTING YOU.

She's doing a "Semester at Sea" and one of their ports of call was Cuba, and she and her class were invited to dinner with the resident dictator.

Among other things, which I won't post here due to their sensitive nature. *Got ya guessing now, huh?*

O_o

Meanwhile, back at the farm...

I start my new job tomorrow. So I'm going to bed as soon as the dishes are done. I'm gonna be dead on my feet if I'm not in bed by ten, and I don't want to lose any fingers, thanks. I need those. Or else I can't tie my shoes.

Wish me luck, I suppose. Fuck. I need to finish the paperwork. Fuck fuck fucketty fuck fuck.

Have to call Maurice back.
Have to call Andy back- I keep meaning to, but keep getting sidetracked. Dammit.

Lise, baby, what happened to you?

Note to self: Cradle 2 the Grave soundtrack. Need it. NOW. *loves DMX*