Fell asleep listening to the Star Wars ST. Maybe that's why...?

I think the dream I had last night merits an entry, for sheer oddness.

I was on the boardwalk at Coney Island with Nana, Mater, Aunt Sean, and all the kids. Melissa was trying to get me to carry her backpack and was really aggrevating me, so I ducked into a little pharmacy to a) escape her, and b) buy some lollipops, the ones that I used to love when I was a kid.

So, who’s behind the counter?

Elrond is.

For some reason he’s manning the cash register at this dopey little drugstore, in all his Council finery- tiara and all- except he has a little nametag that says "Elrond" on it. So I’m like, okay, and I start looking for the lollipops. There were boxes and boxes of all different kinds, mostly chocolate and blowpops with the bubble gum inside, but I finally found what I was looking for way down on the bottom covered in dust. Charms lollipops- flat ones- blue and red, with polka dots on the wrapper.

“You don’t want those,” Elrond says. He has been hovering over my shoulder the whole time I’ve been searching, trying to be helpful but failing miserably.

“Yes I do.” And I buy the whole box, putting them in Melissa’s backpack, which I have with me.

So then Elrond turns off the register and comes out from behind the counter, saying that he’ll give me a ride home now. He takes the backpack and throws it in the trunk of this gorgeous car (which, now that I’m awake, I remember is the new BMW Z4. *drool*) We pull screeching out of the parking lot, and Elrond lets it be known that he isn’t exactly sure how to drive stickshift. So I tell him I’ll do the shifting for him, since I’ve watched Alta do it hundreds of times. And with that we’re on our way.

The drive was really long, and we had this whole big conversation that I can’t remember now. After a while we passed this building that was a library or office or something, and Elrond does a U-turn, explaining that he has to drop off a book to Mrs. Schaffer, who is working there. This is dividedsky’s mother. He leaves me in the car while he runs in to talk to her, and I’m just sitting there, fiddling with the radio until he comes back and we drive away.

Finally we get to my house. Except it’s not my house, it’s a gigantic Tudor mansion in a really affluent suburb of Boston. “Well, here you are, safe home,” Elrond says.

“That’s not my house,” I say.

“Well, it should be,” he says, and then I wake up.

So that’s my crazy dream. It was actually a very relaxing dream. I wasn’t worried once, even when he dropped me off at the wrong house and I think would have left me there. I actually prefer it to the dream I had the other night, where I was making out with Orlando Bloom. That was the most annoying dream I’ve had in a long time- we were tying to find a place to do whatever, but never did. It was “Trick” with straight people, lol. And there were all these explosions…

*Ahem* Okay, I’ll stop now.

Fell asleep listening to the Star Wars ST. Maybe that's why...?

I think the dream I had last night merits an entry, for sheer oddness.

I was on the boardwalk at Coney Island with Nana, Mater, Aunt Sean, and all the kids. Melissa was trying to get me to carry her backpack and was really aggrevating me, so I ducked into a little pharmacy to a) escape her, and b) buy some lollipops, the ones that I used to love when I was a kid.

So, who’s behind the counter?

Elrond is.

For some reason he’s manning the cash register at this dopey little drugstore, in all his Council finery- tiara and all- except he has a little nametag that says "Elrond" on it. So I’m like, okay, and I start looking for the lollipops. There were boxes and boxes of all different kinds, mostly chocolate and blowpops with the bubble gum inside, but I finally found what I was looking for way down on the bottom covered in dust. Charms lollipops- flat ones- blue and red, with polka dots on the wrapper.

“You don’t want those,” Elrond says. He has been hovering over my shoulder the whole time I’ve been searching, trying to be helpful but failing miserably.

“Yes I do.” And I buy the whole box, putting them in Melissa’s backpack, which I have with me.

So then Elrond turns off the register and comes out from behind the counter, saying that he’ll give me a ride home now. He takes the backpack and throws it in the trunk of this gorgeous car (which, now that I’m awake, I remember is the new BMW Z4. *drool*) We pull screeching out of the parking lot, and Elrond lets it be known that he isn’t exactly sure how to drive stickshift. So I tell him I’ll do the shifting for him, since I’ve watched Alta do it hundreds of times. And with that we’re on our way.

The drive was really long, and we had this whole big conversation that I can’t remember now. After a while we passed this building that was a library or office or something, and Elrond does a U-turn, explaining that he has to drop off a book to Mrs. Schaffer, who is working there. This is dividedsky’s mother. He leaves me in the car while he runs in to talk to her, and I’m just sitting there, fiddling with the radio until he comes back and we drive away.

Finally we get to my house. Except it’s not my house, it’s a gigantic Tudor mansion in a really affluent suburb of Boston. “Well, here you are, safe home,” Elrond says.

“That’s not my house,” I say.

“Well, it should be,” he says, and then I wake up.

So that’s my crazy dream. It was actually a very relaxing dream. I wasn’t worried once, even when he dropped me off at the wrong house and I think would have left me there. I actually prefer it to the dream I had the other night, where I was making out with Orlando Bloom. That was the most annoying dream I’ve had in a long time- we were tying to find a place to do whatever, but never did. It was “Trick” with straight people, lol. And there were all these explosions…

*Ahem* Okay, I’ll stop now.

I- don't know what to say, really.

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O_o

...I like men who give me the employee discount when I buy lollipops, apparently.

I- don't know what to say, really.

Which LotR Male are You Compatible with Sexually?
brought to you by Quizilla




O_o

...I like men who give me the employee discount when I buy lollipops, apparently.

Happy Valentines Day. Holy Fuck.

Happy Valentines Day. Holy Fuck.