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Dec. 17th, 2002
Death to Rudolph.
Dec. 17th, 2002 05:08 pmRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has got to be the slashiest Christmas song ever. Christ. What's the 'red nose' metaphor for? We all know what they're REALLY talking about.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
Death to Rudolph.
Dec. 17th, 2002 05:08 pmRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has got to be the slashiest Christmas song ever. Christ. What's the 'red nose' metaphor for? We all know what they're REALLY talking about.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
If you cringe when you read that, and say something along the lines of "I did NOT need that mental image," then GOOD.
I hate that stupid song more than anything else in the world, and I've made it my personal mission to wreck it for everyone else.
*This has been brought to you by Feather's personal vendetta against the Glenn Miller Orchestra, who, by virtue of performing the song with insufferable cheeriness, can all go fuck themselves with razor blades. Sideways.
And stuff.
Dec. 17th, 2002 05:14 pmSo, the Two Towers is tomorrow.
Things I have:
~elf pants
~elf shirt
~tiara
~ears
~tickets
~soundtrack
~Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey
~other makeup
Woo. Oddly enough I'm more excited that Ben is insane about ancient civilizations as I am. We're going to write books about... things. Many, many things. WOO!!! IDEAS!!!
I'm really thirsty. Just so you know.
I have to call Johanna. Maybe I'll stop by later. I also have to call Alta and Tamara. And go to a singing lesson cause I skipped yesterday.
I don't like Avril Lavigne very much, but I really like this song.
(Is this random enough for you yet?)
If you want to know what Tamara looks like, picture Dominic Moneghan (spelling?), who played Merry in LOTR, as a girl with red hair.
FUCKING STRANGE.
They look exactly alike.
Anna. I talked to your Mom today. Hee!
Things I have:
~elf pants
~elf shirt
~tiara
~ears
~tickets
~soundtrack
~Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey
~other makeup
Woo. Oddly enough I'm more excited that Ben is insane about ancient civilizations as I am. We're going to write books about... things. Many, many things. WOO!!! IDEAS!!!
I'm really thirsty. Just so you know.
I have to call Johanna. Maybe I'll stop by later. I also have to call Alta and Tamara. And go to a singing lesson cause I skipped yesterday.
I don't like Avril Lavigne very much, but I really like this song.
(Is this random enough for you yet?)
If you want to know what Tamara looks like, picture Dominic Moneghan (spelling?), who played Merry in LOTR, as a girl with red hair.
FUCKING STRANGE.
They look exactly alike.
Anna. I talked to your Mom today. Hee!
And stuff.
Dec. 17th, 2002 05:14 pmSo, the Two Towers is tomorrow.
Things I have:
~elf pants
~elf shirt
~tiara
~ears
~tickets
~soundtrack
~Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey
~other makeup
Woo. Oddly enough I'm more excited that Ben is insane about ancient civilizations as I am. We're going to write books about... things. Many, many things. WOO!!! IDEAS!!!
I'm really thirsty. Just so you know.
I have to call Johanna. Maybe I'll stop by later. I also have to call Alta and Tamara. And go to a singing lesson cause I skipped yesterday.
I don't like Avril Lavigne very much, but I really like this song.
(Is this random enough for you yet?)
If you want to know what Tamara looks like, picture Dominic Moneghan (spelling?), who played Merry in LOTR, as a girl with red hair.
FUCKING STRANGE.
They look exactly alike.
Anna. I talked to your Mom today. Hee!
Things I have:
~elf pants
~elf shirt
~tiara
~ears
~tickets
~soundtrack
~Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey
~other makeup
Woo. Oddly enough I'm more excited that Ben is insane about ancient civilizations as I am. We're going to write books about... things. Many, many things. WOO!!! IDEAS!!!
I'm really thirsty. Just so you know.
I have to call Johanna. Maybe I'll stop by later. I also have to call Alta and Tamara. And go to a singing lesson cause I skipped yesterday.
I don't like Avril Lavigne very much, but I really like this song.
(Is this random enough for you yet?)
If you want to know what Tamara looks like, picture Dominic Moneghan (spelling?), who played Merry in LOTR, as a girl with red hair.
FUCKING STRANGE.
They look exactly alike.
Anna. I talked to your Mom today. Hee!