All this blood in the gutter, and me without a spoon...

I went to sleep around twelve thirty today, and when my mom woke me up for dinner I thought it was time to go to work.

It was such a nice suprise to find out that I wasn't.

I've been trying to make Resident Evil icons for the last twenty minutes and have gotten nowhere.

You know, Michelle Rodriguez is beyond hot. I would fall head over heels for her if I swung that way.

I'm gonna get off the computer now, before the randomness takes over.

All this blood in the gutter, and me without a spoon...

I went to sleep around twelve thirty today, and when my mom woke me up for dinner I thought it was time to go to work.

It was such a nice suprise to find out that I wasn't.

I've been trying to make Resident Evil icons for the last twenty minutes and have gotten nowhere.

You know, Michelle Rodriguez is beyond hot. I would fall head over heels for her if I swung that way.

I'm gonna get off the computer now, before the randomness takes over.

*hysterical laughter*

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young ADMINISTRATOR named ARMAND. He was HAPPILY CLUTCHING in the SNARKY forest when he met FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL, a run-away ECO TERRORIST from the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS.

ARMAND could see that FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his OVERJOYED CHICKEN CURRY. FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL was thankful for ARMAND's CHICKEN CURRY, so he told ARMAND a very SLIGHTLY CRAZED story about Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS's daughter YOLANDA VEGA. How her mother, the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS, kept her locked away in a CREMATORIUM protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because YOLANDA VEGA was so KINKY.

ARMAND TRIPPED. He vowed to FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL the ECO TERRORIST that he would save the KINKY YOLANDA VEGA. He would GIGGLE the GIRAFFE, and take YOLANDA VEGA far away from her eveil mother, the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS, and SNOG her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SICKLY EARTHQUAKE and FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL the ECO TERRORIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS SIGHED out from behind a PENCIL SHARPENER and struck ARMAND dead. In the far off CREMATORIUM you could hear a BANG!.

THE END.

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*hysterical laughter*

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young ADMINISTRATOR named ARMAND. He was HAPPILY CLUTCHING in the SNARKY forest when he met FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL, a run-away ECO TERRORIST from the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS.

ARMAND could see that FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his OVERJOYED CHICKEN CURRY. FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL was thankful for ARMAND's CHICKEN CURRY, so he told ARMAND a very SLIGHTLY CRAZED story about Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS's daughter YOLANDA VEGA. How her mother, the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS, kept her locked away in a CREMATORIUM protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because YOLANDA VEGA was so KINKY.

ARMAND TRIPPED. He vowed to FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL the ECO TERRORIST that he would save the KINKY YOLANDA VEGA. He would GIGGLE the GIRAFFE, and take YOLANDA VEGA far away from her eveil mother, the SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS, and SNOG her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SICKLY EARTHQUAKE and FUCKED UP VIN DIESEL the ECO TERRORIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. SHEEPISH Queen SPRAY-OF-PEARLS SIGHED out from behind a PENCIL SHARPENER and struck ARMAND dead. In the far off CREMATORIUM you could hear a BANG!.

THE END.

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