Feb. 6th, 2002
Happy Birthday Mom.
Feb. 6th, 2002 12:16 pmDad’s thoughts on Legolas:
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
Happy Birthday Mom.
Feb. 6th, 2002 12:16 pmDad’s thoughts on Legolas:
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
Incoherence.
Feb. 6th, 2002 12:20 pmI spent yesterday thinking of three things. Three things. They are as follows:
~ Can you re-create Winged Victory or a miniature replica of the Indian Canoe in the Museum of Natural History using only ten pounds of lime starbursts and some toothpicks?
~ Does the blood of young virgins really have youth restoring properties? Does it have something to do with platelets?
~ Is it possible to use quantum physics to create a space where time move neither forwards nor backwards? If so, is it legal in Wyoming and/or Idaho?
The sad thing is, you think I'm kidding.
In other news:
Kate is down with the flu. Feel better honey. Aunt Sean is coming up this weekend, thus ordaining three days of utter chaos/fun. I suspect Lord of the Rings will have much to do with this, as well as Nsync. We're throwing Mom another party this weekend. And stuff.
I think it would be prudent to clean my room sometime tonight or tomorrow. Also, I get the score for a new aria tonight- yippee! This one is much faster. We worked on it a little last week, but not enough to get anything accomplished.
Still thinking about quantum physics. I think I would have been a quantum physicist except for the fact that I did not take normal physics. Maybe I should look into this as a possible career option. Just in case opera doesn't work out, and all.
~ Can you re-create Winged Victory or a miniature replica of the Indian Canoe in the Museum of Natural History using only ten pounds of lime starbursts and some toothpicks?
~ Does the blood of young virgins really have youth restoring properties? Does it have something to do with platelets?
~ Is it possible to use quantum physics to create a space where time move neither forwards nor backwards? If so, is it legal in Wyoming and/or Idaho?
The sad thing is, you think I'm kidding.
In other news:
Kate is down with the flu. Feel better honey. Aunt Sean is coming up this weekend, thus ordaining three days of utter chaos/fun. I suspect Lord of the Rings will have much to do with this, as well as Nsync. We're throwing Mom another party this weekend. And stuff.
I think it would be prudent to clean my room sometime tonight or tomorrow. Also, I get the score for a new aria tonight- yippee! This one is much faster. We worked on it a little last week, but not enough to get anything accomplished.
Still thinking about quantum physics. I think I would have been a quantum physicist except for the fact that I did not take normal physics. Maybe I should look into this as a possible career option. Just in case opera doesn't work out, and all.
Incoherence.
Feb. 6th, 2002 12:20 pmI spent yesterday thinking of three things. Three things. They are as follows:
~ Can you re-create Winged Victory or a miniature replica of the Indian Canoe in the Museum of Natural History using only ten pounds of lime starbursts and some toothpicks?
~ Does the blood of young virgins really have youth restoring properties? Does it have something to do with platelets?
~ Is it possible to use quantum physics to create a space where time move neither forwards nor backwards? If so, is it legal in Wyoming and/or Idaho?
The sad thing is, you think I'm kidding.
In other news:
Kate is down with the flu. Feel better honey. Aunt Sean is coming up this weekend, thus ordaining three days of utter chaos/fun. I suspect Lord of the Rings will have much to do with this, as well as Nsync. We're throwing Mom another party this weekend. And stuff.
I think it would be prudent to clean my room sometime tonight or tomorrow. Also, I get the score for a new aria tonight- yippee! This one is much faster. We worked on it a little last week, but not enough to get anything accomplished.
Still thinking about quantum physics. I think I would have been a quantum physicist except for the fact that I did not take normal physics. Maybe I should look into this as a possible career option. Just in case opera doesn't work out, and all.
~ Can you re-create Winged Victory or a miniature replica of the Indian Canoe in the Museum of Natural History using only ten pounds of lime starbursts and some toothpicks?
~ Does the blood of young virgins really have youth restoring properties? Does it have something to do with platelets?
~ Is it possible to use quantum physics to create a space where time move neither forwards nor backwards? If so, is it legal in Wyoming and/or Idaho?
The sad thing is, you think I'm kidding.
In other news:
Kate is down with the flu. Feel better honey. Aunt Sean is coming up this weekend, thus ordaining three days of utter chaos/fun. I suspect Lord of the Rings will have much to do with this, as well as Nsync. We're throwing Mom another party this weekend. And stuff.
I think it would be prudent to clean my room sometime tonight or tomorrow. Also, I get the score for a new aria tonight- yippee! This one is much faster. We worked on it a little last week, but not enough to get anything accomplished.
Still thinking about quantum physics. I think I would have been a quantum physicist except for the fact that I did not take normal physics. Maybe I should look into this as a possible career option. Just in case opera doesn't work out, and all.
Went to lunch at Ming's yesterday. Chen- I finally found out the waiter's name- was hitting on me the whole time. Arrgh. He's married but his wife's in China- or something- him hitting on me is not unusual but this time he kept going "I really, really like you," AND he tried to kiss me. Jeez.
I do not do these things on purpose.
Dad was making fun of me for it, and he told Mom and she sang "Oops I Did It Again" at me.
Waiter is hitting on me. Cannot cope.
I do not do these things on purpose.
Dad was making fun of me for it, and he told Mom and she sang "Oops I Did It Again" at me.
Waiter is hitting on me. Cannot cope.
Went to lunch at Ming's yesterday. Chen- I finally found out the waiter's name- was hitting on me the whole time. Arrgh. He's married but his wife's in China- or something- him hitting on me is not unusual but this time he kept going "I really, really like you," AND he tried to kiss me. Jeez.
I do not do these things on purpose.
Dad was making fun of me for it, and he told Mom and she sang "Oops I Did It Again" at me.
Waiter is hitting on me. Cannot cope.
I do not do these things on purpose.
Dad was making fun of me for it, and he told Mom and she sang "Oops I Did It Again" at me.
Waiter is hitting on me. Cannot cope.
Goals and Hershey Kisses
Feb. 6th, 2002 04:23 pmFinally found out who we’re sending to the Olympics for skating. Michelle Kwan, Sasha Cohen, and Sarah Hughes. Wow. What kind of a skater am I supposed to be, that I don’t even follow the damn sport?
I’m going to call Tamara or Alta later tonight and have her send my skates back. I’ll be on the ice again by next week. I’ve got some more realistic goals right now- I want ALL doubles (including the Axel) and I want to improve my camel spin. Usually I’m either all the way on or all the way off with that one. My layback needs work too. And the dreaded backspin. I’m going to be rusty as hell when I start up again- I haven’t been on the ice more than three times in over a year. Pitiful. Just pitiful.
At any rate I’ve got some new programs to do. I’m determined to skate to Aniron, as well as something by Alicia Keys, and maybe- maybe- Dark Angel. Or Just Got Paid or something… I’ll skate to Up Against the Wall, lol. We’ll see.
I’m going to call Tamara or Alta later tonight and have her send my skates back. I’ll be on the ice again by next week. I’ve got some more realistic goals right now- I want ALL doubles (including the Axel) and I want to improve my camel spin. Usually I’m either all the way on or all the way off with that one. My layback needs work too. And the dreaded backspin. I’m going to be rusty as hell when I start up again- I haven’t been on the ice more than three times in over a year. Pitiful. Just pitiful.
At any rate I’ve got some new programs to do. I’m determined to skate to Aniron, as well as something by Alicia Keys, and maybe- maybe- Dark Angel. Or Just Got Paid or something… I’ll skate to Up Against the Wall, lol. We’ll see.
Goals and Hershey Kisses
Feb. 6th, 2002 04:23 pmFinally found out who we’re sending to the Olympics for skating. Michelle Kwan, Sasha Cohen, and Sarah Hughes. Wow. What kind of a skater am I supposed to be, that I don’t even follow the damn sport?
I’m going to call Tamara or Alta later tonight and have her send my skates back. I’ll be on the ice again by next week. I’ve got some more realistic goals right now- I want ALL doubles (including the Axel) and I want to improve my camel spin. Usually I’m either all the way on or all the way off with that one. My layback needs work too. And the dreaded backspin. I’m going to be rusty as hell when I start up again- I haven’t been on the ice more than three times in over a year. Pitiful. Just pitiful.
At any rate I’ve got some new programs to do. I’m determined to skate to Aniron, as well as something by Alicia Keys, and maybe- maybe- Dark Angel. Or Just Got Paid or something… I’ll skate to Up Against the Wall, lol. We’ll see.
I’m going to call Tamara or Alta later tonight and have her send my skates back. I’ll be on the ice again by next week. I’ve got some more realistic goals right now- I want ALL doubles (including the Axel) and I want to improve my camel spin. Usually I’m either all the way on or all the way off with that one. My layback needs work too. And the dreaded backspin. I’m going to be rusty as hell when I start up again- I haven’t been on the ice more than three times in over a year. Pitiful. Just pitiful.
At any rate I’ve got some new programs to do. I’m determined to skate to Aniron, as well as something by Alicia Keys, and maybe- maybe- Dark Angel. Or Just Got Paid or something… I’ll skate to Up Against the Wall, lol. We’ll see.