Of Bleachers, Aliens, and Phantom Breathing

up at four this morning to go watch the meteor shower. ugh, although it was incredible. we saw 2 ufo's and for awhile there it seemed as if we were in the beginning of an X files episode. me and james heard someone breathing but there was no one there. i have to wake him up so i can get my cd's and he can look at my photo albums of arizona. (i'm the only one up.) then i leave for the train station at nine and it's all downhill from there.
funny thing-
james: i think that star is hitting on me.
me: i think that tree is hitting on you.
james: i knew the tree was hitting on me.
me: you were aware of its oh-so-subtle advances?
james: of course. it'll take it a thousand years to get over here, but when it does, it'll spank me.

james looks eerily like the classical jesus. it's classic.

i took ayako chan's disease quiz. it was funny.

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Of Bleachers, Aliens, and Phantom Breathing

up at four this morning to go watch the meteor shower. ugh, although it was incredible. we saw 2 ufo's and for awhile there it seemed as if we were in the beginning of an X files episode. me and james heard someone breathing but there was no one there. i have to wake him up so i can get my cd's and he can look at my photo albums of arizona. (i'm the only one up.) then i leave for the train station at nine and it's all downhill from there.
funny thing-
james: i think that star is hitting on me.
me: i think that tree is hitting on you.
james: i knew the tree was hitting on me.
me: you were aware of its oh-so-subtle advances?
james: of course. it'll take it a thousand years to get over here, but when it does, it'll spank me.

james looks eerily like the classical jesus. it's classic.

i took ayako chan's disease quiz. it was funny.


Take the Affliction Test Today!

"Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away ... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too cunning.

You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!

And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won't tell anyone if you won't."

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