Ahem.

[nirix5]

I do not know anyone in the state of Washington. Nor, out of the three or so Matt's I know, would any of them call me at exactly 2:52 AM to profess their love for me.

"Hi, *unintelligible* Heather, this is Matt, and I love you and we should get married, and have lots of sex, but only after we get married of course. Anyway call me back."

This strikes me as rather funny, but I don't know this guy, I don't recognize his voice, and it seems like an awful lot of work for a prank call... it's a mystery. But in case said mystery person reads this journal:

Please do not call my house at 2:52 AM Eastern Standard Time (that's 11:52 Pacific Time.) My parents do not look kindly on middle of the night calls. Try before ten. Also, if you want for me to call you back you should really leave a phone number.

This is really quite puzzling.

P.S.:
Please do not mention our sex-life-to-be on the answering machine. My mother frowns on that sort of thing.

Comments

[scarletwolf.livejournal.com]

LOL, he probably had one number wrong :p

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

That's what I think. But to get a wrong number for New York, from Washington state, and get the person's name right...? I think someone's playing a trick on me. :-$

[neongreenleaf.livejournal.com]

well, who do you know that lives in washington??? Could it be an old flame??? Or could it be the drunken physic who pranks people due to the fact Miss Cleo made his business fail ("but she's not a real physic. Physic's would use their power for free, not charge people as they wait on the phone for their reading!!)????

Tell me how the ceremony goes. I bet you're gonna get dolled up and everything.

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Of course you're invited. White tie, dahling, and tiaras are a requirement to get in.

[marilita.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. wow. what if you want the sex before marriage? sounds like too much commitment if you ask me.

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

If anyone acutally thinks that I'm going to marry them before having sex with them, they're sadly mistaken. I'm not spending the rest of my life with someone when the sex is bad, thank you.

Does that count as looking before you leap?
;)

[marilita.livejournal.com]

Hells yeah! sounds like smart thinking, that's what. Sweet Pea, over and out.

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[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Arrrr matey. Fair winds, and stuff. *hugs*