Lake Effect snow is my best friend
Nov. 2nd, 2002 10:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nirix5I am so fecking tired. I didn't sleep at all last night, then got up at 1:30 so I could have enough time to take a shower and get around to myself before starting work.
I don't work in a bakery. I work in a morgue.
It seems that way, at least. It'd dark and quiet and until about 6:30 or so it's just the three of us. We have to wear these white lab coat things, so I was going around muttering "Paging Dr. Allen, paging Dr. Allen," to myself as I wheeled bread around on trays. But here's why it really seems like a morgue:
You take the body out of the freezer and roll it into a little refridgerator.
Then you take if from the little refridgerator, make it look all nice and pretty, and roll it into a crematorium. Or, in layman's terms, a big stand up oven. Then you take whatever's left and arrange it nicely in the case (with a convienent headstone shaped marker with the item's name on it in front.)
It was fun. I think I might have a bakery when I grow up.
Actually, no. If I have anything it's going to be a Chocolaterie.
I'm going to go to sleep now. I really want to go to the movies today but I can't take the car anywhere as it's not inspected. Arrgh.
So, sleep.
I don't work in a bakery. I work in a morgue.
It seems that way, at least. It'd dark and quiet and until about 6:30 or so it's just the three of us. We have to wear these white lab coat things, so I was going around muttering "Paging Dr. Allen, paging Dr. Allen," to myself as I wheeled bread around on trays. But here's why it really seems like a morgue:
You take the body out of the freezer and roll it into a little refridgerator.
Then you take if from the little refridgerator, make it look all nice and pretty, and roll it into a crematorium. Or, in layman's terms, a big stand up oven. Then you take whatever's left and arrange it nicely in the case (with a convienent headstone shaped marker with the item's name on it in front.)
It was fun. I think I might have a bakery when I grow up.
Actually, no. If I have anything it's going to be a Chocolaterie.
I'm going to go to sleep now. I really want to go to the movies today but I can't take the car anywhere as it's not inspected. Arrgh.
So, sleep.
