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Oct. 20th, 2004 08:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nirix5Okay, so, I have to write this English essay by 1:30. It can be on anything but it has to be exemplary. And I need a thesis.
I've been kicking around the idea of doing a slightly (all right, very much) tongue-in-cheek kind of essay. If I could pull it off, which I probably can't. At any rate, here's some ideas I have for my thesis.
"George Bush is the worst president this country has ever had."
"Catherine and Warrick should just hook up already."
"Peter Jackson was justified in making the changes he made to the Lord of the Rings movies."
"The Phoenix Metro Transportation System sucks."
"Yokels maligning Port Authority don't know what the fuck they're talking about."
"It may come as a shock, but the majority of people on subways are not carrying guns."
"Sara Sidle, Gil Grissom, and Lady Heather: A comparative essay."
"Grissom loves Sara. An illustrated exemplary essay."
"Icon making should qualify as a fine art."
"It's not overtime; it's enthusiasm."
"Top Ten Reasons why Rhyannon Gillenger is being hunted down by her stepfather; ten corresponding reasons why Gil Grissom is TOO DENSE TO FIGURE THIS OUT."
"Fanfiction is great, and fanfiction authors shouldn't have to worry about infringing on copyrights."
"The girls next to me should shut up and go away."
"Geeks are going to take over the world one day. Includes illustrated examples!"
I've been kicking around the idea of doing a slightly (all right, very much) tongue-in-cheek kind of essay. If I could pull it off, which I probably can't. At any rate, here's some ideas I have for my thesis.
"George Bush is the worst president this country has ever had."
"Catherine and Warrick should just hook up already."
"Peter Jackson was justified in making the changes he made to the Lord of the Rings movies."
"The Phoenix Metro Transportation System sucks."
"Yokels maligning Port Authority don't know what the fuck they're talking about."
"It may come as a shock, but the majority of people on subways are not carrying guns."
"Sara Sidle, Gil Grissom, and Lady Heather: A comparative essay."
"Grissom loves Sara. An illustrated exemplary essay."
"Icon making should qualify as a fine art."
"It's not overtime; it's enthusiasm."
"Top Ten Reasons why Rhyannon Gillenger is being hunted down by her stepfather; ten corresponding reasons why Gil Grissom is TOO DENSE TO FIGURE THIS OUT."
"Fanfiction is great, and fanfiction authors shouldn't have to worry about infringing on copyrights."
"The girls next to me should shut up and go away."
"Geeks are going to take over the world one day. Includes illustrated examples!"
