How Legolas Greenleaf eats a Reeses' (or professes his love for another)

[nirix5]

To my beloved, feisty flint arrow~

Your eyes are as round and shiny as the button on my pants-
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways…
One leaf two leaves three four…
FOUR LEAVES!!!!
I love you FOUR LEAVES!!!!
FOUR LEAVES, dammit!!!!!
Your eyes are like… the chair…
The chair of LOVE
I love your pretty hair
It’s not as pretty as mine, but there’s a reason
I’m a spokesmodel for Pantene Pro-V
So I don’t blame you for anything
Like my problems
And my inherent inability to rhyme
So do not feel slighted
And stuff
Cause this does not rhyme
After all I love you FOUR LEAVES
(I only loved my ex two and three quarters)

Love always,
Legolas Greenleaf
XOXOXOXOXOXO
(Try our extra conditioning line of shampoo today!)

PS
You are the pistil in the flower of my heart.

~O.G.
(Opera Ghost! Ha ha!)
(Because you know I have that kinky on-a-boat-in-a-sewer fetish)