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[nirix5]

[Will you please give me your SSN so I can get a FAFSA PIN?]

No. Can't you do it over the school computers?

[Are you backwards? That defeats the purpose of protecting it.]

Fine. Here.

[Can I have the car tonight?]

No.

[Can Quinn have sleepover rights?]

Absolutely not. Those things just aren't done. *Dad looks at Mom* How many times did I sleep over at your parents' house? Two? And I was deathly ill both times?

[Whatever. You guys just went over to the loft. Aunt Sean told me, so don't bother playing proper and denying it.]

...Well, Quinn had just better get his own loft then.

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Bah. And here I was, all ready to tell them that they were right and I shouldn't move out this year. The hell with that, now.

I'm going to buy an all-season tent and live in that giant valley up at campus. You know, the one under the bridge. That will solve everyone's problems. No rent, no car, access to school/buses/food/showers/warm buildings and a library, Quinn doesn't get in my parents' way, and I don't have to worry about apartment credit checks. I should have thought of this before.

Comments

[armyj.livejournal.com]

Your Dad is so funny. He's completely Old School but in the duh I'm being stupid way. He really should learn not to contradict himself. I remember when I was dating you, that was freaking hilarious. Hell even when we weren't dating he was like that....

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. It's like, dude, hello? I'm 22, not 16, so get the hell over the propriety thing already. Because you know what? The parents of Anna, Kate, Jeannette, Jen, Suzanne, and (other people you don't know, J) sure did. Like TWO YEARS AGO. Gah.

[armyj.livejournal.com]

Yeah well he is your father. I never claimed to understand him. He also has moods. Like sometimes he's like whatever and other times he's like the most obscenely protective man on the face of the earth.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

I call it the Jekyll and Hyde factor. One minute he's pretty fucking cool and then WHAM!!! he's psycho jackass. It drives me nuts, but the older I get the easier it is to live with. In retrospect, he's probably bipolar and needs medication or something.

[drusilla19.livejournal.com]

Feather,
I am not going to let you live in a tent I can bump off my sister and you can live here. ^_^