The fine art of skipping math class

[nirix5]

I am definitely one of the top math class skippers in the world today. Aeons from now, legions of school children will be chanting my name in post-apocalyptic caves across the world, hailing me as a paragon of mathematics that changed their world forever.

Maybe I'm having delusions of grandeur, though...?

There's some bum asleep on the only couch. Which means that I can't go to sleep on the couch. --Wait, it's Ashby. Maybe I can topple him off and steal the couch. That's the whole reason I skipped math class, anyway. I've been having trouble staying awake all day, and there's no way in fuck I can sit through an hour and fifteen minutes of voting theory and keep my eyes open. So I figured I'd come over here and sleep for a while before I had to catch Ye Old Bus.

*goes to fuck around on ff.n and save her songfics before those bastards delete them*

Comments

[frodo-fanatic.livejournal.com]

Are they really deleting fics on FF.N? I've heard scary rumours, but why? Nooo goood...
Lucky I've got the only thing I've ever posted on there all nice and safe in a word doc.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

April 27th, 2005 In addition, FanFiction.Net would like to address a growing problem. For whatever reason, some writers feel it's okay to copy-n-paste musical lyrics they have not written into their fiction. If you did not write it, do not post it. This has always been our policy. Please remove these entries immediately to avoid account closure.

They seem to have forgotten that their entire site is based on plagarism.

*eyeroll*

[frodo-fanatic.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. We'll remove Emily's fic of awesometude because she used (with due credit) lyrics by David Bowie, not because she stole a situation and characters from J.K. Rowling! *end sarcasm*

Hey, what's your FF.N profile? I wantsa read fics!

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Dark Arwen :) It's a lot of CSI and a really shitty Legolas/Aragorn fic. *hangs head* I'll go through and write something better one of these days, I promise. *grins*

Skipping Math

[drusilla19.livejournal.com]

While you may be the queen of skipping math I am the queen of skipping scoiology mawhahah.Anyways I hope you will be able to get some sleep.
~Amber~