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So today has been possibly the best birthday ever. I got a surprise boyfriend (who, incidentally scared the everloving fuck out of me, because I wasn't expecting him, and I thought he was an intruder and screamed and almost had a heart attack) who got me a turkey baster, a cake stand, and an NES. His family got me makeup brushes and a necklace and money (!!!) And people remembered my birthday on facebook, even though I apparently took my birthday off my profile at some point (???) and other people called me. My mom called me like three times, because she kept getting interrupted and confused.

And we played house and played with the cats and he surprised me with a cake that says "Something Witty" on it.

And I am going to put on all my jewelry and take a bubble bath and drink (cheap) champagne while I do it, because I'm a grownup now and can do anything I want.

(After I finish frantically cleaning and baking for tomorrow's food orgy. Woo!)

(no subject)

So today has been possibly the best birthday ever. I got a surprise boyfriend (who, incidentally scared the everloving fuck out of me, because I wasn't expecting him, and I thought he was an intruder and screamed and almost had a heart attack) who got me a turkey baster, a cake stand, and an NES. His family got me makeup brushes and a necklace and money (!!!) And people remembered my birthday on facebook, even though I apparently took my birthday off my profile at some point (???) and other people called me. My mom called me like three times, because she kept getting interrupted and confused.

And we played house and played with the cats and he surprised me with a cake that says "Something Witty" on it.

And I am going to put on all my jewelry and take a bubble bath and drink (cheap) champagne while I do it, because I'm a grownup now and can do anything I want.

(After I finish frantically cleaning and baking for tomorrow's food orgy. Woo!)