Tin hats on, what

Feeling slightly more human today even though I'm still having trouble breathing through the mucus. Everything is clean (even washed the futon cover), the new shelves are in the bedroom (getting stuff off the floor yay), I washed my clothes (now just have to fold and put them away, boo) and took the recycling out. Admittedly, stuff got more done than usual because J was here. He vaccuums and then I want to clean too. Also he buys me rice pudding. Yay! It's easiest to pull one's head out of one's ass in a clean living space.

So. Here's the plan.

Tomorrow: in the am: wake up, drink coffee, eat whatever food won't hurt my throat, take shower. Iron shirt. Sketch out game plan of Bayeux paper. Work from 11-9. Relax, then bed.
(Bring GRE books to work to study on break.)

Monday: Write three pages of B paper. Study GRE's for two hours. Lauel and Heather (and Kara) time. Sleep.

Tuesday: Write three pages of B paper (stretch to four. Ahaha, using work terminology in everyday life = priceless.) Study GRE's for three hours (and practice tests.) Consume mass quantities. Watch Tosh.0. Read a few chapters of "Zombies" and "Anne of Ingleside." Sleep. Have nightmares. Wake up and take Benadryl. Regret this later.

Wednesday: Get up. Yurts. Go home. Write three pages. Study GRE's for two hours. Panic. Read about stupid shit on Livejournal. Eat rice pudding. Realize that this is the tail end of a benadryl hangover; relax. Draw bad stick figure art of zombie!Anne eating Daniel Tosh's face; resume panicing.

Thursday: Get up. Coffee. Feel like the whole day is ahead until you realize that this is the day of the Bernardo lecture. Panic. Write three pages. Study GRE's for two hours. Go to Bernardo. Schmooze if not feeling too shy. Drink wine if lighting is dim. Make excuses, go home and collapse. Avoid Anne, Tosh, and Zombies, and stick with Say Yes to the Dress before bed.

Friday: approx. 2AM: wake up in a cold sweat from Anne and Gilbert's zombie wedding with Tosh as officiant dream. Watch family guy. Go back to bed. Wake up again. Write three pages (stretch to four). Study GRE's for three hours. Check work schedule obsessively. Try to find images for presentation on the internet. Resist using 4chan for this. Eat. Sleep.

Saturday: get up. Drink coffee. Eat. Read dictionary. Write some pages if you feel like you have more to say, but don't worry too much about it. Eat. Stretch. Vomit. Go to testing center and take GRE's. Do exceedingly well. Tell self that if you do not do exceedingly well, the communists will shoot your family and put you in the used clothing bin on Clinton Street. Hysterically laugh and make a note to tell Jesse about this later. Go home. Panic. Finish paper. Email to BAH. Die.

Sunday: Realize that you're going to do this all again for Yurts, but instead of GRE's, you've got to navigate Thanksgiving. Remember GRE's fondly and start drinking.

(DO NOT FORGET TO FEED AND WATER THE CATS)

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Tin hats on, what

Feeling slightly more human today even though I'm still having trouble breathing through the mucus. Everything is clean (even washed the futon cover), the new shelves are in the bedroom (getting stuff off the floor yay), I washed my clothes (now just have to fold and put them away, boo) and took the recycling out. Admittedly, stuff got more done than usual because J was here. He vaccuums and then I want to clean too. Also he buys me rice pudding. Yay! It's easiest to pull one's head out of one's ass in a clean living space.

So. Here's the plan.

Tomorrow: in the am: wake up, drink coffee, eat whatever food won't hurt my throat, take shower. Iron shirt. Sketch out game plan of Bayeux paper. Work from 11-9. Relax, then bed.
(Bring GRE books to work to study on break.)

Monday: Write three pages of B paper. Study GRE's for two hours. Lauel and Heather (and Kara) time. Sleep.

Tuesday: Write three pages of B paper (stretch to four. Ahaha, using work terminology in everyday life = priceless.) Study GRE's for three hours (and practice tests.) Consume mass quantities. Watch Tosh.0. Read a few chapters of "Zombies" and "Anne of Ingleside." Sleep. Have nightmares. Wake up and take Benadryl. Regret this later.

Wednesday: Get up. Yurts. Go home. Write three pages. Study GRE's for two hours. Panic. Read about stupid shit on Livejournal. Eat rice pudding. Realize that this is the tail end of a benadryl hangover; relax. Draw bad stick figure art of zombie!Anne eating Daniel Tosh's face; resume panicing.

Thursday: Get up. Coffee. Feel like the whole day is ahead until you realize that this is the day of the Bernardo lecture. Panic. Write three pages. Study GRE's for two hours. Go to Bernardo. Schmooze if not feeling too shy. Drink wine if lighting is dim. Make excuses, go home and collapse. Avoid Anne, Tosh, and Zombies, and stick with Say Yes to the Dress before bed.

Friday: approx. 2AM: wake up in a cold sweat from Anne and Gilbert's zombie wedding with Tosh as officiant dream. Watch family guy. Go back to bed. Wake up again. Write three pages (stretch to four). Study GRE's for three hours. Check work schedule obsessively. Try to find images for presentation on the internet. Resist using 4chan for this. Eat. Sleep.

Saturday: get up. Drink coffee. Eat. Read dictionary. Write some pages if you feel like you have more to say, but don't worry too much about it. Eat. Stretch. Vomit. Go to testing center and take GRE's. Do exceedingly well. Tell self that if you do not do exceedingly well, the communists will shoot your family and put you in the used clothing bin on Clinton Street. Hysterically laugh and make a note to tell Jesse about this later. Go home. Panic. Finish paper. Email to BAH. Die.

Sunday: Realize that you're going to do this all again for Yurts, but instead of GRE's, you've got to navigate Thanksgiving. Remember GRE's fondly and start drinking.

(DO NOT FORGET TO FEED AND WATER THE CATS)

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