Meeeehhhhh.

I have got the worst cold ever, yo.

Also have lots of homework.

Pope Benny Ratzo has shot his stupid mouth off. Retarded of him. However, Muslims the world over are going bonkers because of it. Retarded of them. Why don't they just not pay attention? He's only the Pope. He only matters to Roman Catholics.

Jesus Camp is kind of scary. Watch out, everyone, we've got our own jihad camps now.

Dear America: maybe if you washed your spinach (and other vegetables) off REALLY WELL before you ate it, you wouldn't get E. Coli.

Americans are incredibly fucking lazy.

Also: am going to make a t-shirt that says: "If your child can play that video game for 10 hour straight, THEY DO NOT HAVE ADD. ...DUH!"

Going to write my paper on my adolescence now. It will be as pointless as the time period it describes, but it's due on Tuesday.

Meeeehhhhh.

I have got the worst cold ever, yo.

Also have lots of homework.

Pope Benny Ratzo has shot his stupid mouth off. Retarded of him. However, Muslims the world over are going bonkers because of it. Retarded of them. Why don't they just not pay attention? He's only the Pope. He only matters to Roman Catholics.

Jesus Camp is kind of scary. Watch out, everyone, we've got our own jihad camps now.

Dear America: maybe if you washed your spinach (and other vegetables) off REALLY WELL before you ate it, you wouldn't get E. Coli.

Americans are incredibly fucking lazy.

Also: am going to make a t-shirt that says: "If your child can play that video game for 10 hour straight, THEY DO NOT HAVE ADD. ...DUH!"

Going to write my paper on my adolescence now. It will be as pointless as the time period it describes, but it's due on Tuesday.