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So, today in Human Sexuality class I learned:

A) Lowering testing standards to let women into fire departments is retarded. Case discussed: suppose Kira became a firefighter and had to haul Lewis (who is way bigger than her) out of a burning building by his ankles. It ain't gonna happen.

B) However, women would make the best assasins based on the information in the video we watched. (The teacher has been teaching this class for years, and said that the discussion had never taken that particular direction before. I am woman, hear me kill?)

c) Be a good little Maxwell House Wife, or somebody's going to walk the plank.

(I'm putting that last one on a t-shirt. Hooray for creepy old commercials!)

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I have a job interview tonight at New York and Company at the mall. I pulled the presto-change-o before and am now hot and all in black. wOOt.

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I want to be Sephiroth when I grow up. I think Quinn should dress up as Aeris.

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Project Runway is love.

(no subject)

So, today in Human Sexuality class I learned:

A) Lowering testing standards to let women into fire departments is retarded. Case discussed: suppose Kira became a firefighter and had to haul Lewis (who is way bigger than her) out of a burning building by his ankles. It ain't gonna happen.

B) However, women would make the best assasins based on the information in the video we watched. (The teacher has been teaching this class for years, and said that the discussion had never taken that particular direction before. I am woman, hear me kill?)

c) Be a good little Maxwell House Wife, or somebody's going to walk the plank.

(I'm putting that last one on a t-shirt. Hooray for creepy old commercials!)

...

I have a job interview tonight at New York and Company at the mall. I pulled the presto-change-o before and am now hot and all in black. wOOt.

...

I want to be Sephiroth when I grow up. I think Quinn should dress up as Aeris.

...

Project Runway is love.