Memoirs Of A Book That Might Have Been But Wasn't

Eh. Hairstyles were occasionally dumb. Pumpkin went from loveable to annoying. WWII?!?!? When the fuck did that happen? Rob Marshall, you totally skipped like a hundred pages, what the fuck.

Dude, that dance was lame. LAAAAAAAAME.

I don't remember anyone burning the okiya down, but since you got John Williams to do the [wonderful wonderful] soundtrack, I guess I'll let it slide.

Nobu, your arm magically grew back! Hooray.

Um... Americans? O_o

OMFG HATSUMOMO YOU ARE SO COOL I LOVE YOU I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BITCHY PRETTY BABIES!

Memoirs is an okay movie if you haven't read the book at least once every two weeks for the last six or so years and if you don't know a damn thing about geisha culture.

Speaking of which, what the fuck are they talking about when they talk about "Miyako?" "You will be the most famous geisha in all Miyako."

I think you meant Gion. Idiots. *smacks in collective heads*

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Memoirs Of A Book That Might Have Been But Wasn't

Eh. Hairstyles were occasionally dumb. Pumpkin went from loveable to annoying. WWII?!?!? When the fuck did that happen? Rob Marshall, you totally skipped like a hundred pages, what the fuck.

Dude, that dance was lame. LAAAAAAAAME.

I don't remember anyone burning the okiya down, but since you got John Williams to do the [wonderful wonderful] soundtrack, I guess I'll let it slide.

Nobu, your arm magically grew back! Hooray.

Um... Americans? O_o

OMFG HATSUMOMO YOU ARE SO COOL I LOVE YOU I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BITCHY PRETTY BABIES!

Memoirs is an okay movie if you haven't read the book at least once every two weeks for the last six or so years and if you don't know a damn thing about geisha culture.

Speaking of which, what the fuck are they talking about when they talk about "Miyako?" "You will be the most famous geisha in all Miyako."

I think you meant Gion. Idiots. *smacks in collective heads*

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