I think I'm going to die. In fact, I think it would be preferable

They denied my chemistry drop. Oh, motherfuck. I think I'm going to be sick.

Seriously. If I am paying YOU five hundred dollars for this class, then why the fuck can't I do what I want with it, when I want to do it? Why should someone have to die for someone else to drop a class late? For fuck's sake, people. If you think you can pass a test, and you study your ass off for it, and then you DON'T, then you should have the option to drop.

If I fuck this up, I'm going to bring down my GPA hellishly.

Right. I wish a bus would run me over or something.

I think I'm going to be sick.

[ETA: I'm definitely going to burst into tears. Figured out a tentative GPA- it should be higher, techinically, since I gave myself 3's in all my classes and I'm pretty sure they're higher than that- but throwing a 0 GPA in there for chemistry brought it down to a 2.6.

My life is, effectively, over.]

I think I'm going to die. In fact, I think it would be preferable

They denied my chemistry drop. Oh, motherfuck. I think I'm going to be sick.

Seriously. If I am paying YOU five hundred dollars for this class, then why the fuck can't I do what I want with it, when I want to do it? Why should someone have to die for someone else to drop a class late? For fuck's sake, people. If you think you can pass a test, and you study your ass off for it, and then you DON'T, then you should have the option to drop.

If I fuck this up, I'm going to bring down my GPA hellishly.

Right. I wish a bus would run me over or something.

I think I'm going to be sick.

[ETA: I'm definitely going to burst into tears. Figured out a tentative GPA- it should be higher, techinically, since I gave myself 3's in all my classes and I'm pretty sure they're higher than that- but throwing a 0 GPA in there for chemistry brought it down to a 2.6.

My life is, effectively, over.]

Okay, so, I've accepted my fate.

After a brief and successful battle with hysteria ten minutes before Criminal Justice, I came to my senses and decided that I'd just Muddle Through With Typical British Reserve.

Mission: Impossible.
Status: Clusterfucked.
Plan: Study.

To pull off Operation: Study, I'm going to need the following:

Rope
Caffine Pills
Ritalin or something similar
Small amounts of real food
Jolt
Mountain Dew
Tequila
Vodka
Energy drinks for desperate moments
Classical Music CD's
Brainwave generator
Large Knife
Computer
Anime
Ramen too complicated; ammended to Cup O' Noodleses
Chemistry for Dummies
Taped Episodes of Law and Order
Hypnosis
Makeup
Emergency Puke Bucket


...I should probably talk to Jason about this.

Okay, so, I've accepted my fate.

After a brief and successful battle with hysteria ten minutes before Criminal Justice, I came to my senses and decided that I'd just Muddle Through With Typical British Reserve.

Mission: Impossible.
Status: Clusterfucked.
Plan: Study.

To pull off Operation: Study, I'm going to need the following:

Rope
Caffine Pills
Ritalin or something similar
Small amounts of real food
Jolt
Mountain Dew
Tequila
Vodka
Energy drinks for desperate moments
Classical Music CD's
Brainwave generator
Large Knife
Computer
Anime
Ramen too complicated; ammended to Cup O' Noodleses
Chemistry for Dummies
Taped Episodes of Law and Order
Hypnosis
Makeup
Emergency Puke Bucket


...I should probably talk to Jason about this.