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So, life is... interesting?
Mar. 7th, 2005 08:19 amYeah. Yeah, I really think it is.
Everything I needed to know about how hot Manda is I learned in my bed on Friday night and because of Billy Fucillo I wound up stuck underneath said bed. I am a lion [insert rawr here] but there is no photographic evidence of this; Manda is a fish and there's no evidence of that, either, except the scales on the floor. Spoons make great microphones and breakfast is only good at eleven at night when you buy it and eat nothing on the plate but the toast. Steal milkshakes whenever possible. Buy cheap slutty makeup and always remember that your friends are there to help you into your corset.
Paris Hilton is not the only person who can say, "That's hot," and make it look good.
Apocalypse Now is really, really long. If you are scientifically inclined, it will give you dreams of covalent bonding when you fall asleep in the middle of it.
Sharing couches is fun. Hip bones are fun too.
Zombie attacks do happen and one should be prepared for them. When zombies fall asleep, they tend to snore. Also, they steal all the covers, but it's their own fault for wearing fishnet shirts. It's not my fault my house is chilly.
When everyone wakes up in the morning, the best plan of action is to say you lost track of the time and put in another movie to cover up the mini "OMG you weren't supposed to sleep over!" conspiracy. The parents were cool with it in the end, and I managed to gloss over the situation with offerings of homemade biscuits.
Tarot readings are always educational and various goddesses screamed at the boys. But boys never listen. Never, never, never, and sometimes it takes a psychic kick in the ass to get them to do so. However, when you're the channel, it hurts like a bitch.
Zombie-ism is a learned trait and can be taught to other people to use as a ploy on unsuspecting girlfriends.
Boys make funny noises when you nibble on their earlobes.
So do girls.
There is a certain sense of irony and poetic justice in tying up a Griffyndor with a Slytherin scarf and torturing her. But she danced like a white girl, so she deserved it. We're working on fixing this problem.
The total for the pizza came to $22.35. This may or may not be important, since I had $38 in my account and now have $2. WTF?????
Donnie Darko may be a good movie. I'm not entirely sure, as I only caught little bits and pieces of it. I was distracted. I talked to Andy on the phone on Saturday. I'm not entirely sure what we talked about. I was distracted. Something about a hard hat fashion show- there might be heavy machinery there too.
Four way makeouts are fun, but can get unnerving when you don't know whose hands (exactly) were... never mind.
Eventually people went home and I went to sleep. Cue Sunday.
Nothing notable happened at work except that Connor and Victor took it upon themselves to dismember and eviscerate me with FisherPrice saws and then hammer me back together again. Charming children, just charming.
"Be Cool" is a great movie. Uma Thurman is hot. Uma Thurman dancing is hotter. The Black Eyed Peas rule me, since they provide music for the dance lessons I'm going to continue to give Manda whether she likes it or not.
People put up with my shit and that amazes me. Tom is famous and the paparazzi never leaves him alone.
Hey guys. Tango lessons!!!!
Every Tuesday night
Suds Factory on Clinton Street
7-9pm argentine tango, 9-11pm salsa
Cost: free
Everything I needed to know about how hot Manda is I learned in my bed on Friday night and because of Billy Fucillo I wound up stuck underneath said bed. I am a lion [insert rawr here] but there is no photographic evidence of this; Manda is a fish and there's no evidence of that, either, except the scales on the floor. Spoons make great microphones and breakfast is only good at eleven at night when you buy it and eat nothing on the plate but the toast. Steal milkshakes whenever possible. Buy cheap slutty makeup and always remember that your friends are there to help you into your corset.
Paris Hilton is not the only person who can say, "That's hot," and make it look good.
Apocalypse Now is really, really long. If you are scientifically inclined, it will give you dreams of covalent bonding when you fall asleep in the middle of it.
Sharing couches is fun. Hip bones are fun too.
Zombie attacks do happen and one should be prepared for them. When zombies fall asleep, they tend to snore. Also, they steal all the covers, but it's their own fault for wearing fishnet shirts. It's not my fault my house is chilly.
When everyone wakes up in the morning, the best plan of action is to say you lost track of the time and put in another movie to cover up the mini "OMG you weren't supposed to sleep over!" conspiracy. The parents were cool with it in the end, and I managed to gloss over the situation with offerings of homemade biscuits.
Tarot readings are always educational and various goddesses screamed at the boys. But boys never listen. Never, never, never, and sometimes it takes a psychic kick in the ass to get them to do so. However, when you're the channel, it hurts like a bitch.
Zombie-ism is a learned trait and can be taught to other people to use as a ploy on unsuspecting girlfriends.
Boys make funny noises when you nibble on their earlobes.
So do girls.
There is a certain sense of irony and poetic justice in tying up a Griffyndor with a Slytherin scarf and torturing her. But she danced like a white girl, so she deserved it. We're working on fixing this problem.
The total for the pizza came to $22.35. This may or may not be important, since I had $38 in my account and now have $2. WTF?????
Donnie Darko may be a good movie. I'm not entirely sure, as I only caught little bits and pieces of it. I was distracted. I talked to Andy on the phone on Saturday. I'm not entirely sure what we talked about. I was distracted. Something about a hard hat fashion show- there might be heavy machinery there too.
Four way makeouts are fun, but can get unnerving when you don't know whose hands (exactly) were... never mind.
Eventually people went home and I went to sleep. Cue Sunday.
Nothing notable happened at work except that Connor and Victor took it upon themselves to dismember and eviscerate me with FisherPrice saws and then hammer me back together again. Charming children, just charming.
"Be Cool" is a great movie. Uma Thurman is hot. Uma Thurman dancing is hotter. The Black Eyed Peas rule me, since they provide music for the dance lessons I'm going to continue to give Manda whether she likes it or not.
People put up with my shit and that amazes me. Tom is famous and the paparazzi never leaves him alone.
Hey guys. Tango lessons!!!!
Every Tuesday night
Suds Factory on Clinton Street
7-9pm argentine tango, 9-11pm salsa
Cost: free
