Nov. 25th, 2003

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THINGS NOT TO DO DURING "RETURN OF THE KING"

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where in
the world is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and wander around
looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.

20. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
nirix5: (50 cent 21 questions)
THINGS NOT TO DO DURING "RETURN OF THE KING"

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where in
the world is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and wander around
looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.

20. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
nirix5: (lift the veil)
Oh yeah- Legless says hello, too.

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Blah.

I'm tired as fuck and don't feel like doing anything in particular. Which doesn't really matter since I don't have too much to do.

Life has been uneventful for the most part. We had champagne on Sunday and Andy brought over a bottle of wine last night, so that was cool. (Am still kind of reeling from the fact that I can go out and have a drink if I feel like it. Hee.) I don't have to work tomorrow, all the gods be praised, so I can stay up a little later and sleep in. However, I'm busy from about nine on. I've got a ton of cleaning to do; around eleven I have to go back downtown to talk to Carol about my costume; I have a voice lesson at 1:30; I have to buy fabric at some point; finish Tess's headpiece; and put my laundry away. Whew.

Okay. I talked with Carol about it; we kind of decided that the pattern I picked for my Luthien dress is kind of advanced. I'm glad I picked out the other ones, too, since I'm having second thoughts about it, but I still can't make up my mind what dress to make. Right now I'm thinking about doing one of Arwen's, since at least I've got visual references and tips and stuff, and I can make the other ones up later. (I plan to have lots of them, you see.)

So do me a favor, and answer this honestly? Thank you.

[Poll #210612]

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I EVER MAKE UP MY MIND ON ANYTHING? AND WHY DO I ALWAYS WAIT TO THE LAST MINUTE TO DO IMPORTANT THINGS??!?!??!?!?!? ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What. An. Incredible. Soundtrack.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nirix5: (Default)
Oh yeah- Legless says hello, too.

Image #1




Blah.

I'm tired as fuck and don't feel like doing anything in particular. Which doesn't really matter since I don't have too much to do.

Life has been uneventful for the most part. We had champagne on Sunday and Andy brought over a bottle of wine last night, so that was cool. (Am still kind of reeling from the fact that I can go out and have a drink if I feel like it. Hee.) I don't have to work tomorrow, all the gods be praised, so I can stay up a little later and sleep in. However, I'm busy from about nine on. I've got a ton of cleaning to do; around eleven I have to go back downtown to talk to Carol about my costume; I have a voice lesson at 1:30; I have to buy fabric at some point; finish Tess's headpiece; and put my laundry away. Whew.

Okay. I talked with Carol about it; we kind of decided that the pattern I picked for my Luthien dress is kind of advanced. I'm glad I picked out the other ones, too, since I'm having second thoughts about it, but I still can't make up my mind what dress to make. Right now I'm thinking about doing one of Arwen's, since at least I've got visual references and tips and stuff, and I can make the other ones up later. (I plan to have lots of them, you see.)

So do me a favor, and answer this honestly? Thank you.

[Poll #210612]

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I EVER MAKE UP MY MIND ON ANYTHING? AND WHY DO I ALWAYS WAIT TO THE LAST MINUTE TO DO IMPORTANT THINGS??!?!??!?!?!? ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What. An. Incredible. Soundtrack.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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