Texas or bust, I suppose; probably bust.

Since I'm just sitting around, waiting for Mom to get back with the paychecks (money, yay) I figured I'd use the time to tell you all (y'all?) about my New Goal.

Some people want to learn how to white-water raft, or crochet an afghan, or whatever. Not me, man, I'm going to learn how to curtsey.

I mean, I know how to curtsey, at least European way. (If anyone wants to know how to do a Full Court Curtsey, come see me.) But there's this thing I read about a few years ago- the "Texas Dip"- which is supposedly so elaborate that half the people (debutantes) who need to perform it can't without falling over. So I'm like, oh yeah, that's right up my alley.

So that's my goal. However, I'm having a hard time even finding a picture of it. I'll go look it up in the library later. There's supposed to be a book with a how-to guide in it.

I hope I find it. I really don't feel like taking a side trip to Texas.

Texas or bust, I suppose; probably bust.

Since I'm just sitting around, waiting for Mom to get back with the paychecks (money, yay) I figured I'd use the time to tell you all (y'all?) about my New Goal.

Some people want to learn how to white-water raft, or crochet an afghan, or whatever. Not me, man, I'm going to learn how to curtsey.

I mean, I know how to curtsey, at least European way. (If anyone wants to know how to do a Full Court Curtsey, come see me.) But there's this thing I read about a few years ago- the "Texas Dip"- which is supposedly so elaborate that half the people (debutantes) who need to perform it can't without falling over. So I'm like, oh yeah, that's right up my alley.

So that's my goal. However, I'm having a hard time even finding a picture of it. I'll go look it up in the library later. There's supposed to be a book with a how-to guide in it.

I hope I find it. I really don't feel like taking a side trip to Texas.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Tom. Please give this message to your dad the next time you talk to him:

"Neener!"

And Sweetpea, I am running the Yankees flag up the mainmast, however, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, I will fly the Red Sox pennant as well. Just a little bit lower.

But oh, my god, those poor Cubs.

I bet that guy had his tires slashed. He probably can't leave his house.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Tom. Please give this message to your dad the next time you talk to him:

"Neener!"

And Sweetpea, I am running the Yankees flag up the mainmast, however, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, I will fly the Red Sox pennant as well. Just a little bit lower.

But oh, my god, those poor Cubs.

I bet that guy had his tires slashed. He probably can't leave his house.

Well, AIM crashed (again), so here I am.

But! I just found all my old skating medals.

Way cool.

Kelsey's bugging me to take her to go get Toblerone.

I might. I juuuuust might.

Well, AIM crashed (again), so here I am.

But! I just found all my old skating medals.

Way cool.

Kelsey's bugging me to take her to go get Toblerone.

I might. I juuuuust might.