Tess comes home today, and she tells me that the principal's forming a club.
Miss Cambs? I asked, somewhat incredulous.
Yes, she replied. It's called the Principal's Club, and it's all about strategy.
Strategy??? My eyebrow was up so high that it was giving Elrond a run for his money.
Yes, she told me. They play Risk, and things like that.
So of course I told her never to go near the Principal's Club, scenes from The Faculty running through my head.
Please understand. We called her Invisibitch for a reason. The only time I ever saw her outside of her office was at two school functions, and I didn't even see her until late in my junior year. The woman does nothing, nothing, outside of her office, and all of a sudden, a Principal's Club? WhatEVER.
I suspected aliens were taking over the school before. Now I KNOW it's true.
First... Baldwinsville... then... The World....
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THE MARCHING BAND INTO A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!
RUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
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