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Happy Birthday Mom.
Dad’s thoughts on Legolas:
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
"Legless? The guys name is is Legless? Jesus! I can see it now… Elf Boy, pushing him self through a battle on a little cart, swinging a battle axe around…" he makes swinging motions, gripping a cake fork with both hands, "Someone goes up to him and asks, 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless!' 'No, I asked who you were, not what happened to you…' The cart would be a real Fred Flinststone type deal, with wooden wheels that squeaked. Squeak, squeak, squeak, kill, kill, kill, squeak, squeak, hack someone to pieces, move forward a little, hack, hack, squeak, squeak… you know, put a little antenna on the front with a raccoon tail hanging off it and paint flames on the side. Doesn’t make it go any faster but it looks good. 'Who are you?' 'I’m Legless, dammit, and I’ll bite your kneecaps off, you bastards!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!'"
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