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[nirix5]

Dear Ms. Roberts,

You are a giant fucktard, and someone should call child services on you for naming your kids Hazel and Phinnaeus. Mona Lisa Smile was only a movie. You are not living in the fifties, or before that (Phinnaeus- WTF???) so get the hell over it.

PS My mother thinks you're an idiot, too.

Feather

Comments

[neongreenleaf.livejournal.com]

Why can't movie stars give their kids normal names? They're going to be butchered on the playground.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

They can have their own stupid name club.

"Hey, Apple."
"Hi, Phinnaeus."

And then all the Bobs and Melissas of the world can throw rocks at them.