nirix5 | Drama!

Liverpool cops are Ringwraiths. This interesting tidbit was discovered last night. (How to explain?) Kate took the which LOTR character are you quiz, and she got Frodo. Okay. Then we were coming back from SU, in the van (only two seats so Tom and Kate had to sit in the back) and we got pulled over in Liverpool cause Dad's taillights were out. You know that scene in the movie when they're hiding right on the edge of the road? Yeah. So when we finally got to dive away and Kate and Tom could sit up again, it was like, "Did you put on the ring, Kate? Huh? Huh? Didja?!?!" Therefore, the Liverpool Cops are Ringwraiths in disguise.

Tom made Lembas. Apparently you can get Middle Earth recipies on theonering.net. It was...interesting. Kate liked it. She ate the whole damn bag, almost. I think their were three biscuit things left.

She says I'm mean, and she doesn't know why she hangs out with me.

Then we used the elf name generator on barrowdowns.com to look for names. Kate, Kathryn, (Rinsarniel) etc. soon turned into:

"I want to be screwed up against a wall by Legolas Greenleaf"- Firngaladiel
"Violin Hickey" - Alkannaiel
"The one who fucks Haldir every single night"- Sirithdiliel
"1-900-FUCK-ELF"- Culrediel
"Lance Bass's Bitch" (ME!!)- Araharaiel

And so on, and so forth. It was quite amusing. Two more were:

Me- "I like to fuck Legolas Greenleaf"
... Ringfaniel

Kate- "I like to fuck Haldir"
... Nibinlaniel

AND SO BEGIN THE ADVENTURES OF "RINGFAN" AND "NIBBLIN'"
lmao.